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BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

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aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been raped, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of rape or incest,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected sex at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his assertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, fuck off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from fuck ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-tape Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for rape, incest and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


I WANT A GIRL -


TAGS: on the side
Rating: 4.72/5

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Airman - January 11, 2011, 6:05 pm
thanks y'all
Reality Lord - January 11, 2011, 5:46 pm

wow....awesome!
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 3:06 pm
Suhweet!
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2011, 9:29 am
True dat!! 5L


$400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO?


TAGS: politics obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 3.14/5

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theboss - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
steps prior to eating out, 1st-check for stds 2nd-make sure it dont smell 3rd-add any sort of whip cream. 4th-dig in
WTFO - March 11, 2009, 11:47 pm
Nero, that was nasty. Funny...but nasty.
Nero - March 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
Yuck. Looks like someone gave Courtney Love cunnilingus.


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm
that's so true! like it very much!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!


TAGS: vladimir putin president assasinate
Rating: 3.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
Now this, this I like!
Hawamleh - March 29, 2011, 11:52 am
been done like 13 times.


PRESIDENT - We're screwed now anyway




LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he associated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's gay kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


DARTH DARTH BINKS - All yousa people gonna die! Meesa find yousa's lackin' in faith disturbin'




EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House.


TAGS: politics congress obama president madoff democrats funny true
Rating: 3.17/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 1:37 am
Political discussions are no longer welcome at Motifake. Please visit Politifake.org to make any further political comments. I may agree with you but this is no longer the place.
Lurch - June 29, 2010, 1:25 am
One man stole $50B to enrich himself, the other man borrowed $780B to clean up Bush's mess that Bush spent $13T creating. But yeah, let's whine about Obama cause that makes sense. lol.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
Couldn't agree more, Sarge.
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 1:08 pm
Everytime someone says "Obama is just trying to clean up Bush's mess."my head starts to hurt from the total disregard of even the faintest glimmer of logic.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks for flicking incoherent hatred and BS falsehoods our way booger.
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:49 am
diff being as well, Bush also cost us our soldiers as well as lied to us . BAM is just trying to clean the mess up.madoff and JRbush,hook their nuts up to a car battery- and light that fucker up in a lie detector that shocks them PERIOD.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:58 pm
I watch foxnews, cnn, msnbc and look across the internet to find truth. No spin just facts, bud.
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:23 pm
Wow, someone watches too much FoxNews. Talk about spinning
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:29 pm
Bush did approve the 1st TARP and I think it was a huge mistake. Obama passed TARP 2, $787B in 'stimulus', took over GM and are now trying to take over health care and energy companies (cap and trade).
Reality Lord - August 20, 2009, 1:11 pm

i thought it was Bush that ok'de the $$$$$$$$, thus shifting America from a capitalistic state to a socialistic one?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:01 pm
Thanks PKP. This is one of my favs as well.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 16, 2009, 5:59 am
I'll have to say this is one of my favorite Motifakes ever. I've copied it and passed it along to a lot of my friends on MySpace. I gave it 5 lions or whatever those things are.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:51 am
sir, is your root cause.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:50 am
Congressional Black Caucus worked with Fannie Mae to issue ARM loans to poor people, Pres Obama himself received $106K from Fannie, and we found out last week that his Chief of Staff, Emanuel worked for Fannie when these bad practices were failing. There,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:49 am
are not the root cause of the economy. The root cause is the banks that were pressured by Congress to issue subprime loans to people who can't afford to repay. Most of this pressure came from the Dems. Deregulation was signed by Pres Clinton in 1999, the
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:47 am
but I'm not comforted by the $787B (the largest power grab of govt from capitalism) being a "quantifiable number". Wasting the tax dollars of me, my children and their children on psycho liberal ideology won't fix our economic status. By the way, the wars
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:45 am
own people (the US was flying sorties to protect Kurds in the North and Shia in the South of Iraq), he did have weapons and never proved he disposed of them per UN direction, and there is much more. I agree the culture was different in WWII,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:43 am
Well, the past 7 years of war in two countries cost less than $787B to answer your first question, Haa. Second, I disagree with your "false pretenses", the intel was there, Iraq was a sponser of terror, Saddam violated international war, slaughtered his
Sean - March 30, 2009, 11:59 pm
Oh, yeah? Well you tell me, sir, what's the cost of a "smoking gun" in the form of a "mushroom cloud" slowly rising over what was once a thriving American city ... devastated by the haphazard use of mixed metaphors? Huh? Huh?
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 11:05 pm
finance the war efforts. It was a different cultural mind-set. None of this charge it, credit card, buy now and pay later stuff so prevalant nowadays. At least 787B is a quantifiable number, unlike foreign war expenditures.
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
Before that point is dismissed out of hand, how much did going to war with a foreign country - under false pretenses - cost the taxpayer? And isn't that really the root cause of the economic crisis right now? In 1941-1945, the country sold bonds to
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
Whatever, anon-Timmy. Live your San Fran pipe dream through the generational theft of this admin.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 12:56 am
1. Someone paid for something beneficial finally 2. Didn't you forget Bush and his cronies, or is that too much money to calculate?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:48 am
Who's whimpering? I pointed out that if you take $50B and work on Wall Street, you go to jail. If you take $787B and work on Pennsylvania Ave, the sheep bow at your feet.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh, for the good old days when conservatives *weren't* a sniveling bunch of whimpering cry-sacks. I used to be able to admire some of them...


RACIST REDNECK - That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you if you don't support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA. RaceCard "What's in your wallet?"


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WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:18 pm
to have socialist, marxist, sometimes communist aspects. I disagree with his pro-late term abortion stance and since his cabinet dropped charges against the New Black Panthers and he also attacked the police to defend his friend, racism is on the table.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
Sean, are you excusing the White House's slander attacks against US citizens by pointing to others' bad behavior? As you know I don't question his faith or citizenship nor do I compare him to Hitler. I also go after his policies and cabinet which do look
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Re this poster: Oh no, someone might call me a bad name. Please protect me from the followers of this secret Muslim, non-American, socialist, communist, neo-Hitler, abortionist, white-hating, concentration camp warden. C'mon, my feelings might get hurt.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:23 am
(did you see his speech tonight? He stated he will call out those who oppose his health care. Granted that's a far cry from breaking knee caps or locking up opposition, but he and his supporters brutally slander and attack those they disagree with)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:21 am
Yep. A fascist is one who supports a political philosophy that exalts nation above the individual (spread wealth around) and that stands for centralized autocratic govt (govt intervention into civilian marketplace), and forcible suppression of opposition
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:34 am
Do you even know what the word fascist means? If you looked it up in the dictionary there would be a MOTIFAKE poster with your name on it next to it.
WTFO - June 6, 2009, 8:16 pm
Even though the Pres referred to himself as a mutt, I don't. As far as I'm concerned, he's another American President. A socialist, maybe a fascist, definitely one who hates the USA (otherwise why would he keep apologizing overseas?), but he's an American
Bleep - June 6, 2009, 5:54 pm
So I guess that makes him First Mutt. Seems appropriate.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:06 am
I'm with you, DB. I don't see him as African-American, black, white, biracial. I see the man as an American. However, he (in the campaign) and his defenders seem to throw that race card quite often.


WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.




OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different


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btuis - February 15, 2010, 7:50 pm
that's some funny shit
Anonymous2 - November 20, 2009, 2:17 pm
Let's see, he crash-landed here millions of years ago... I suppose one could argue that he's been in this country since its inception, and could be like many of our early Presidents who were not born as American citizens. We're better off with Grimlock.
Grim [email protected] - November 20, 2009, 6:14 am
go suck a c*ck Kspace
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 8:14 pm
and everyone knows that his solenoid is made in China!
Kspace - November 19, 2009, 8:09 pm
IDIOT! Optimus Prime can't run for President unless the Constitution is changed! Only natural-born American citizens can run for President, and Prime is an immigrant! One lion!


$83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE!


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TED - March 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
What's really funny is everytime he drags out a welfare prop to pass something they turn out to be a FAKE (like him).
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:33 pm
SMH @ WTFO looking down his nose at people he knows need help. Every sytem gets abused including the free market
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:57 am
rjw, as a serviceman myself, I know that the true tradegy is that those who serve and protect this nation are so underpaid that we often qualify for govt assistance like EIC, food stamps, welfare, WIC, etc.
ramblerjw - May 13, 2009, 10:56 am
I'm sure there are tons of people who do abuse it, but I love it. Spent 12 year in the Marine Corps trying to raise a familiy and you can bet your ass drew EIC when I could. Doing what we do, for what little we make, we learn to take what we can.
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 12:33 am
Thanks, DB. I've got a sister-in-law that has been abusing this program for years. While some folks need help, I disagree with use of my taxes that amounts to "wealth redistribution". Other programs already exist to help people out.


$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?


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MrRandom - May 26, 2009, 2:27 am
Be glad, one of the opposition parties here wants to make Employment Insurance available for a year after 360 hours of work
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 9:26 am
The "American Dream" has now been officially renamed to the "American Entitlement" - you will never again have to work hard America! Hell, I'm even thinking about moving to Mississippi so I can get my free doorbell!
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:09 am
opps...always thought it was a privilege...
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:08 am
Since when did cable tv become entitled. I always it was a privilege to own cable. And for that matter, a tv, a house, a car...
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:43 am
It promotes the sale of new couches? The Omniscient One only goes after easily solved problems of no great importance.


OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot


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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 2:45 pm
hey MR rodgers, what happend to the http://www.s*xy-... link you have posting under anonymous and thatonedood22? ya we can see all the aliases you used
MR rodgers - August 4, 2009, 2:18 pm
YESH THIS IS AWESOME
VinceVicious - May 2, 2009, 8:38 pm
I'm glad we think alike.


CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need


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nickreaper - November 8, 2010, 7:22 pm
And here I was thinking that war had gotten stale 9 years ago.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:59 am
poke poke
moooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:57 am
Don't poke the bear. It's obviously quite constipated tonight. Too many lost hikers is my guess.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:52 am
"nobody makes a bigger hole" sound about right
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am
"usless" Air Force. I had an Army Col tell me once that "nobody makes a bigger hole where the enemy used to be than you Air Force guys. Thanks." His endorsement of my service is much more important to me than yours. So believe whatever. I know the truth.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
Fair enough, on the name calling. My apologies. Just a great quote from Heartbreak Ridge with Clint Eastwood. As far as NASA or any other civilians taking over space, it won't happen. There's not enough money in it. I still don't like your contention of a
Charlie - June 28, 2009, 12:45 am
So what your trying to say is that civilians could easily take over the air forces GPS systems makeing the air force even more useless. Seems like the government can hand over those sat's to NASA. and whats with the name calling i didnt call you anything?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 5:43 pm
pump systems all fail. So run along and hump somebody else's leg mutt-face.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 5:42 pm
charlie, just to provide one example of your complete ignorance and misunderstanding of the AF's mission areas. The AF flies the GPS satellites. Without them, percision munitions, aeronautical navigation, nautical navigation, Garmen, ATMs, and pay-at-the-
charlie - June 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Are you kidding me, the navy can do your job and they already do.
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 11:45 pm
Warfighting is joint, charlie. No service can go alone anymore. Take away one aspect (especially the AF) and the war stops. So bite me.
charlie - June 25, 2009, 2:37 pm
No WTFO its the air force, so it doesnt count.
charlie - June 25, 2009, 2:37 pm
No WTFO its the air force, so it doesnt count.
charlie - June 25, 2009, 2:36 pm
No WTFO its the air force, so it doesnt count.
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:55 am
worth and I'm not done yet. Is that good enough by your standards?
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:55 am
their lives for the freedom of this nation as well as the freedom of people abroad. They deserve better than to have their mission lied about to the point that it destroys morale. As far as putting my "money where my mouth is", I serve, so far 16 years
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:52 am
blame for the terrorist attacks or all the evil in the world. It also goes towards those who lie about the cause of the war being unjust or for oil or revenge for the elder Bush or based on lies. These statements undermine the morale of those risking
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:50 am
BvT, I don't believe that you have to agree with the war in order to support the troops and that is not what this poster drives at. This is targeted to those in the media and Congress that have tried to tear down the military or tell us that the US is to
Baron von Tofurkey - May 24, 2009, 1:49 pm
While this will come as a surprise to the conservative M'fakers, it IS possible to pray for and support our servicemen and women whilst not agreeing with the reasons they got sent where they are. soldiersangels.com: put your money where your mouth is!


THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years.


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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:31 am
Great points, Bah. We need to get you an avatar, bud. Come in, join the fun. Membership has it's benefits, we'll give you all the women Ron can't eat (which doesn't leave you much, sorry).
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:11 am
The highest estimators include Katrina rescue and repair and other unrelated military actions. The low ones assume that recruiting would have been the same w/out the war. Both are wrong, so the reality is anyone's guess.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:03 am
So, in my informed but non-professional opinion, when the stimulus bill was passed, this moti was almost certainly true. Now, they nearly break even, with the war probably being slightly higher. I sourced NYT, WSJ, NBC, and others.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 12:58 am
Haar, as usual, cuts to the meat of the conversation. Unfortunately, which one is more depends on who you ask. Everyone uses different figures for estimating the cost; the low estimates are about 600 bil, high 1 tril, and most frequent about 800 bil.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:47 pm
Please, I point out exactly what Obama is involved in while you assign blame to Bush for everything. You don't even acknowledge facts that show the housing market failure was created in the 90s and that in 06 he told Congress to get it in check. Hypocrite
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:37 am
Oh and to counter your last post responding to me, WTFO, why do you tell me to stop blaming Bush for everything yet its ok for you to twist the facts and blame Obama for everything? Sounds like Hypocrisy at its finest to me.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:32 am
Well said Agdaniele, well said indeed. :)
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am
I'm done anyway aggy. Tired of trying to keep up with ILB's trolling of all my posters and attacking the truths he can't bare to face. Bring your case to the troll, now. Night all.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:08 am
But, it's not going anywhere... and I'm just voicing my disappointment with everyone who feels the need to turn this site into a soap box. Sorta like the one I'm standing on right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 2:06 am
No man, Aggys right. On nights like these when all the politifakers are on, It gets downright depressing having to skim all this blather. Mooooooooooo votes YEA!!!! on politifake.com.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:04 am
Respectfully, WTFO, it's getting manifesto-length again. Scrolling through two pages of almost all political banter is ridiculous. Then again, I clearly enjoy humor and non-argumentative and speculative rhetoric.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:57 am
Respectfully, aggy. You are not forced to read this. Besides, other sites don't have pictures and I like pictures. It helps me communicate to the haters because they normally can't read.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:56 am
This is ridiculous. Motifake, of all places... and political agenda has to be spewed here? Why here? Go somewhere else with this crap.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:54 am
PLEASE
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:53 am
Blah blah blah agenda blah blah blah blah socialism blah blah blah blah messiah blah blah blah blah. PLEAS find somewhere else to do this.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:49 am
pork and paybacks to unions and special interests makes me worry for the country that my kids will inherit from me. Maybe others should check facts of the root causes of the problems of this country instead of blaming Bush for everything.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:48 am
"fundamentally change this country" (Obama). I don't support that nor do I support a society that creates mass entitlements by stealing from successful Americans. That is exactly what this White House and Congress are doing. That and the HUGE spending on
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:46 am
War spending was accounted for but you are right that most of it came from Continuing Resolutions. I stick to the truth and agree with whoever has the right position, regardless of position. However, the Dems have been captured by radicals looking to
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:37 am
actually work. It can be done, but only if BOTH sides stop all this name calling and non-sense and come together. I am willing,......are you?
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:36 am
are part of what is wrong, instead of criticizing EVERYTHING because it doesnt come from YOUR party is not the way to fix things. I was actually very glad to hear of the 6 senators, 3 Dems and 3 Republicans that are presenting a health bill that may
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:35 am
Look it up, its commone knowledge. Bush left the costs of the war out of the budget. You, my friend, debate very well but you lack the wisdom to look honestly at reality. Yes there is a great deal wrong with the country, but name calling and vitriol
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:17 am
All govt spending is accounted for. You show your Ignorant Liberal Bullshit by ignoring the facts I posted last and instead trying to redirect attention towards a bogus claim that has no support. You my friend have guzzled the far-left Kool-aid. Wake up.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:29 am
Oh just like the fact that you (and Bush) left the true costs of the war out of the budgets and never accounted for them bringing their numbers down on paper but astronomical in reality? Typical, the only one lying or uninformed, is once again, you.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:00 am
ILB, you conveniently left out the other spending packages they spent during the same month. Mainly the Omnibus which added to the 'stimulus' is well over $1T. As usual...you are either uninformed or lying. I'm not sure which.
ILB - September 1, 2009, 1:36 am
As usual.....UNTRUE. Total of wars to date is $904 billion (most of which was spent during the last 7 years) vs. $787 billion spent on pulling this country out of the hole it was left in. (although Pelosi and Reed ARE complete morons)
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:37 am
WoS, while your input is interesting, it's completely ineffective in changing me. (Typed slowly for you) If..the..Admin..approves..it..the..poster..belongs..here. So, suck it up and move on.
Ed-Hyde - August 27, 2009, 1:49 pm
Trolls!!! They are everywhere!!
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
And for the record, everyone one knows it was trolls, sent by stock brokers, that stole all of our money.
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:20 pm
This pisses me off. I'm not angered by things like petty political insults. I'm angered by the fact that you (WTFO) are still unable to realize that this site is for, and I will say this slowley so you don't forget, H-U-M-O-R.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:11 pm
Well at least the intelligence level of the conversation will improve significantly without you in it. I'm glad to be done with you. Hopefully, you'll stop trolling my posters to start flame wars. Goodbye and good riddance.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:06 pm
You are obviously trying to continue a flame war that should have died yesterday. I will not stoop to your level. This is over and if you choose to continue you will only be talking to yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm
Again transferring your behavior onto others wtfo. You are now roaming around just like a stereotypical timmy. Almost all your posters are politifakes without even an attempt at funny. You fail once again.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm
BTW, below is one of your more mature engagements "Whines Too Fuckin Often". Nope, nothing childish about that, eh? I discuss adult topics, you whine about those adult topics. Man TTH, it must suck to be wrong all the time like you.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:00 pm
I've seen your posters TTH. There isn't much in the way of quality. A few tributes a few attacks on tunnelers and support for the pot that has rotted your brain. Not impressed. But, no matter. You have a right to be here that you fail to extend to others.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2009, 11:19 am
And early signs of syphilis....don't forget the syphilis.
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:02 am
Pirate get back to me when you learn you difference between quality and quantity. I pay more compliments than criticisms. I show and receive praise from the best contributors of this site, while you show nothing but contempt.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:26 pm
I really think you Amerikens would do better to bring back some of yout previous Presidents...What happened to that Nixon Guy? Or That young guy...Kennedy?...did he recover from that scratch on his head yet?
Haarakkon - August 20, 2009, 10:53 am
Just a side note: If we make the number of posters created a criterion for comments, where do we draw the line? Can you not comment until you've made, say, 100 posters? A thousand? Or is it a ratio? 5 comments for every poster made? Or 10?
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:56 am
you know, there was a night a little while back where you and others were commenting about a pit bull poster. the whole discussion was informative and I learned a lot. No one was called a Timmy or put down. That is what we need more of. Not attacks
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:50 am
my guess is that the site was invented so people could have fun making posters... and that is the allure. it wasn't created so you could be the leading commentator on other peoples work... no one really cares what you think anyway. or what I think.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:46 am
it was not racist, never meant to be. my issue is that you bounce around commenting annoyingly on everyone elses posters, yet contribute very little work yourself. You stir up fights all the time and drive people away. You act like you invented this site
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:36 am
Pirate you have an issue because of the comments I made regarding your Africa poster. Put more thought into your posters and you won't be criticized. Your poster was racist and you needed to be told.
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:34 am
when timmies are allowed to vote lions mean nothing. You can whine about some imagined clique all you want Whines Too Fuckin Often, but the only conspiracy against you is one of common sense. You have been told to stop the diatribes, now grow up.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:16 am
understood EGD. never considered that
WTFO - August 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Well said Pirate. BTW, TTH I often get compliments on my posters from the peers and good lion ratings. In case you missed it, the lions are there to tell you exactly how people feel about your work. But I guess when the clique speaks, facts don't matter.
Elder God Douchebag - August 20, 2009, 12:12 am
Neither do you. Remember that.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:06 am
and when exactly TTH are you going to start entertaining US? 35 Motifakes, 10,000 comments on other peoples Motifakes.. don't be a poser.. start being one of the contributors who make us laugh or think or cry.. YOU do not dictate content here. U thinku do
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:49 pm
You obviously have missed the point once again. There is no attempt at entertainment or humor in this poster. That is why it should be removed. Your posters are just veiled complaints and detract from the entertainment value of this site.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:47 pm
Poster ratings mean nothing when judged here. When I receive a compliment from my peers (the contributors of this site)that is more than enough for me. Ratings are a poor judge of quality and a 2.9 is perfect. Nice try though.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:43 pm
TTH, one respectful question this time based on your last comment here. If this should be removed then why does it have a rating 3.38 and your best poster only rates 3.15 (lower than my average of 3.18)? Maybe you don't speak for as "many" as you claim.
Gort - August 19, 2009, 6:59 pm
It's amusing the amount of disbelief being posted here. It only emphisizes the way these fucktards in the picture can blow through money. The only reason this poster isn't funny is because it's so goddamn true. Change! Whoo Hoo!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 am
This poster is an ideal candidate for removal based on the "not funny" laws of 09.
Reality Lord - August 19, 2009, 11:20 am

the bill was approved by the bush administration and obama had the target put on him for it.....cool.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:14 am
plus incidentals like food at chow and MRE's and all the money we've sunk into construction at Baghdad and the other bases.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:12 am
Haarakkon may have a point you can't really place a value on any life. but as it is with all the bombs and other munitions we've used in both wars i find it hard to believe the "official costs" also things like JP8 and all the medical care for the wounded
WTFO - August 1, 2009, 3:02 am
The fact is that the omnibus bill plus the $787B "stimulus" did cost more dollars than both wars combined. However, that doesn't take into account the loss of life of servicemen/women which can't be measured with cash. That's not politics, that's stats.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 4:01 pm
Maybe we've developed really fuel efficient tanks. Or our soldiers volunteer now. Or there are miraculous free healing hospitals. Or the planes run on solar power now. Maybe the troops walked over there, too.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:57 pm
This poster is a wonderful case in point. Can anyone (without pointing to skewed "data" provided mostly by the politicos they follow, on both sides) honestly believe that more was spent in the stimulus bill than in an overseas conflict lasting 7 years?
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:54 pm
It would seem to me that "liberals" bear the brunt of the blame game at the moment. Yet another convenient way of avoiding responsibility. Bottom line is that conservatives and liberals alike have been blinded by their own sides' propaganda.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:49 pm
The devil made me do it. DANG! I just did it again, didn't I?
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:17 pm
...become an excuse. Chris Rock said he didn't want advantage given based on his skin color: "If you get a higher score, then you win - but if there's a tie? Fuck it! You had a 300 year head start!" ROFL!
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:14 pm
TTH, in the US - with the exception of the recent Supreme Court decision for the Conn. Firefighters - there is no such thing as "Reverse Discrimination"...from what I see, ONLY in America do you hear about race relations ALL THE TIME. It's...
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:59 pm
If you always complain that other races use the race card (meaning you can't) then that is in effect your race card.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:57 pm
Yes but how is always blaming the race card not using the race card? Or for that matter how is it not passing the buck.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:56 pm
You can believe The U.S is better. But that "land of the free" motto should have been given a solemn funeral and never spoken of again.
Jmac0585 - July 31, 2009, 1:55 pm
I have sent numerous emails to Barbara Boxer and her pal Frankenstein, and NEITHER has sent me anything but a form letter email back. chuckdevoredotcommerce
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:53 pm
TTH, as I've pointed out in other comments and posters; I don't give a damn about anyone's race and don't complain that I can't use a race card. I was taught to take responsibility for my life instead of blaming others.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:52 pm
sending emails to their offices that they will be held accountable if they don't start representing us.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:51 pm
Agent K, there is shit we can do. Just because they were voted into office doesn't mean we shut up and let them dismantle the greatest nation on Earth (no offense to my Canadian friends, I'm sure you feel the same aboot your country). I let them know by
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 8:53 am
Two comments: 1) only 1 person in this 'fake is black you idiot (whl) and 2) what kind of knife are you using to debone him P?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:44 am
lmao. no, no, no.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am
snicker
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am
That's just wrong. But hey "to each her own"
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am
ok people look we have a democratic president, and democrat controlled congress...there aint shit you can do so give it up!
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am
I sho am. You don't need to know the details at this time. However, Bible Black will illustrate some might fine hints.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
And everyone has race so everyone qualify's! sounds like a fun game to me. In a way isn't always blaming the race card just another way of playing the race card? eg."I am an oppressed white male because everyone else get's to play the race card"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Wait? You're "boning" him? WTF?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
I loathe the race card. I make racist comments all the time about Mexicans, and despite that I've been boning one for a year and a half, I'm still called a racist.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:38 am
No, TTH. The race card is more like the Reverse card in Uno. Somebody challenges you, you drop the race card (if you qualify) and turn the game back on the other person.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am
Is the race card the one where you have to pick up four? Oh wait thats uno.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:17 am
a pathetic loser for playing the race card. You must have learned from Obama himself. That seems to be his defense when people question him for destroying the Constitution.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:16 am
whl, I blame each President for the problems they create. No POTUS is perfect and all make mistakes. However, BHO is front-loading all his mistakes that my children will be paying for with taxes for as long as they and their children will live. You are
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:52 pm
please just shut the fuck up
wet homo liberal - July 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
right. take all the debts and problems bush/clinton created and blame it on the black man. i'm sure that always works in your fantasy world, con-con boy.
WTFO - June 1, 2009, 2:11 pm
Antimark, I assume you are calling Mark a racist. Do you have any proof, or are you just another dick that thinks all conservatives have to be racist? FOMF ya little prick.
Antimark - June 1, 2009, 11:47 am
Mark calling someone racist is truly hilarious L...O...L
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Well said, Mark. Hey, barockeva all I can say to you is FOMF.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:29 pm
barockeva - I thought I smelled you come in. Why not just keep your racist opinions to yourself? BHO is over there right now kissing the asses of those "sand rats." This will be the United States of Arabia before he's done.
barockeva - April 6, 2009, 4:13 pm
At least they were wasted here in America as opposed to wasted on those fucking sand rats.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 4:32 pm
Again, I spelled out how my numbers and analysis are accurate and how your source twisted the numbers to get a result they wanted. You can try to distract from facts all you want, it doesn't change the truth this poster states.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 2:53 pm
Again, just saying something does NOT make it true. Where is the proof that the paper is biased? Furthermore where is the proof that the specific site is biased? Like I said, if it was so biased it wouldn't be knocking Obama would it?
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:31 am
weapon system did exactly as its name implies. It kept the peace. Thanks for the snappy observation, though. It definitely made me chuckle.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:29 am
Sean, you're a funny guy. My avatar pays tribute to the Peacekeeper ICBM (now decommissioned) launching from Vandenberg AFB, CA on a test launch. Missles are shaped that way for aerodynamic purposes not phallic ones. With up to 10 nuclear warheads this
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am
the USA.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am
Repeated for Anon, the article you cited was posted by St Petersburg Times (known biased paper). I made no errors regardless of your spin. Follow BHO blindly I'm sure socialism will do good for you. It fails for those of us who believe in the values of
Sean - March 28, 2009, 2:17 am
I am not going to mention any names, however, when your own avatar is obviously a phallic symbol which is in the process of blowing it's own load, I respectfully recommend that you refrain from commenting on the avatar of another. That is all. Resume.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:54 am
You can check the site for yourself on that one. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/personalities/barack-obama/ That sure sounds like a biased organization doesn't it?
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:51 am
While the "media bias" line may work at CPAC, it does not change the errors you made - which the article points out very well. If Politifact.com was as biased as you claim, it would not evaluate Obama's statements as anything but true.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 12:34 am
Sorry, EGD. Not much of a "love-in" kind of guy. I just have to chime in when people distort the facts and spin the conversation away from the truth. However, I'll take a whiskey sour and chill. I've said my piece and am done arguing. (for now)
BoneCd - March 27, 2009, 8:57 pm
It wouldn't be a Hippie Love-in then! But a beer sounds great. Speaking of beer...anyone try a Michelob Light since they've bought out. Excellent I must say & I'm a Heineken man


EMPEROR PALPATINE - Something Something Something, Dark Side, Something Something, Complete


TAGS: star wars darkside emperor
Rating: 2.62/5

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R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 12:15 pm
Ha! Owned!
agdaniele - February 14, 2009, 12:41 am
Something something something plagerized, something something Family Guy.


HORRIBLE POLICIES - Since they can't be defended with logic, it's easier to ridicule and demonize the opposition.


TAGS: reid pelosi congress president obama
Rating: 3.55/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 12:16 am
The Obama Whitehouse has CHANGE'd the definition of ignorance, it was bliss, NOW it's policy.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:54 am
lmfao @ Reid, hahaha


DARK SIDE ELIXIR -


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni


INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way


TAGS: birds on wires upsidedown
Rating: 4.47/5

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Greeny - July 6, 2011, 7:48 pm
Birds are already screwed... that's where more birds come from
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:14 pm
Birds will be screwed when the world goes fully wireless.
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:38 am
There is if you have a Mac =D
house - June 10, 2011, 12:51 am
....and the comment section, LOL
house - June 10, 2011, 12:50 am
tks pzy - i must remember to more thoroughly check before submitting. wold,be great to have a spell check in the create section
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:39 am
supposed to be a comma after there's as well
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:38 am
*their, there's you're lucky aggy's not here
house - June 9, 2011, 11:30 pm
(N) iceman - end vat wood b ?
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:17 pm
Speeling fail. 1L


INSIDE JOKE -




STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

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darkabyss - May 26, 2011, 7:59 am
now its over 90 comment,why?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
Sean, here's my lane (I don't speak for the whole right): the POTUS is a radical progressive liberal based on his policies (that are Marxist, Socialist, etc.) who is trying to (in his words) "fundamentally change this country" --Obama, Nov 2008.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:52 am
He's either Adolf Hitler or he is a horse. Why can't the right pick a lane on this one?
collige boy - September 4, 2009, 1:50 am
man ... is you studip
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
Hey, troll boy. Either offer a valid counterpoint with proof and support or shut the fuck up you pathetic little troll.
ILB - August 30, 2009, 5:16 pm
Good lord your are stupid.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:08 am
like you would still criticize Pres Bush due the the massive strain that tactic would have had on our military. The fact is that morons like you think conservatives can do no right and liberals can do no wrong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:07 am
to terrorism and a dictator while other Western nations quaked in fear or were doing illegal trade with Saddam. Rumsfeld (not Cheney) was the SECDEF who supported minimum force entry to Iraq. That was a mistake, but if we used overwhelming force idiots
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:05 am
Zed, the reason we had inadequate armor for Afghan and Iraq is two-fold. 1) the military wasn't designed to fight thugs with IEDs. 2) the gross underfunding of the military by Pres Clinton. I agree that G.H.W.Bush rocked, but so did his son by stepping up
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
do you really want to start aguing again, because you already got beat pretty bad on the webcam poster
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:15 pm
Canada: A) so what? and B) No.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:35 pm
zed u have no friends or support here STFU
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada: No.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:27 pm
WTFO: Sure, Cheney thanked you, AFTER he sent you in with INADEQUATE armor. Bush Sr. did better when we went in in Gulf War 1. It was called "let the EXPERTS (the PENTAGON) do the planning", instead of Cheney's little warhawk commission. G.H. Bush rocked.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:14 am
hey zed STFU! u pedo timmy. loke what poster this guy was defending http://www.motifake.com/web-cam-demotivational-poster-37309.html
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:57 am
Are you wishing for my death, Zed? That's pathetic that you can't handle the truth about your savior. BTW, VP Cheney is a decent man and just last June he thanked me and a bunch of other military members for our service at an event we volunteered for.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:46 pm
@Canada: No.
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 5:23 pm
I, much like ice-storms, hockey maple syrup, and Sean, agree with Canada.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 5:06 pm
hey zed, STFU
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:03 pm
WTFO, an "an hero" is a suicide. Be one. Alternately, go get a job, move out of your parents basement, and quit praying that someday Dick Cheney will love you back.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
this is the sorry truth.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tmr, Incoherent posts really show the lack of intelligence in your position. Go back and get you GED. Oh, never mind, socialist Dems will make educated workers pay your way.
Thats my rightwing - April 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
one lost vote, one lost war, one lost economy - and they start bitching & moaning, rewhining for the coldwarpast that wont come back, were they were almost an heroes..
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I was just curious why you use the word white as a tag in so many Obama related posters
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:44 pm
Are you stalking me, cowshit? You seem to be searching out all my posters to get my attention. I'm spoken for, but if I was gay I'd be flattered.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:11 am
once again. why is "white" one of your tags?
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 3:52 am
If commenting on your own bullshit, unfunny, lameass political posters keeps you in the top 100 then so be it.....Blah. It only reveals your own stupidity to more people.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:32 am
typo: change "not" to "now".
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
Attacks on my mother and not 3 separate "blah blah" posts? What are you 10? Keep boosting my comment numbers, Timmy. It's always nice to see my posters make it in the various reports.
mooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
good don't leave. It's too much fun making fun of you and your lame political posters....BLAH.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:26 am
blah blah socialist blah frog. nlah blah commie blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:25 am
makes it an enjoyable night for me. Thanks for the laughs, dumbasses. By the way, I'm not leaving this site, nor am I changing what I post.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:24 am
roles as the MotiFake "funny" police, I couldn't give a damn. I enjoy good debate first and foremost, but watching you two ass-munchers get all pissed and start yapping like chihuahuas hyped up on crack is fun too. Knowing that I've gotten under your skin
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:22 am
blah blah blah blah
moooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:21 am
blah blah blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am
Wow, such a mature rant from both you idiots. I enjoyed you evidence on how I'm the hate-filled one with your attacks on my mother. No worries, I'm sure she'd be able to beat the shit out of both of you little fudge-packers. As for your self-appointed
mooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:27 am
Yeah I know "there are all kinds of posters on this blah,blah,blah If you don't like them no one is forcing blah,blah,blah"
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:25 am
Yes you put out the bait. So people would argue with you. We are only giving you what you wanted. Also political posters are boring. Where is the funny?
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:54 pm
Wow, I put out some troll bait and got 2 bites. The frozen frog and his bovine boyfriend. I'll respond later when I have time to kill reading their ignorant responses.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:00 am
I think wtfo's mom was a little too friendly with the canadian sailors during the war.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:46 am
Sand in his vagina. Sorry I missed a period.....just like WTFO's mom. difference is I don't have a list of truckers to call and request child support.
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:14 am
I am sick and tired of being treated like a Little kid. WTFO wants to ride the bus ALONE.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:11 am
"socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog" How has he been "socialist" Fuck your frozen comment "Frog? WTF? Where do you get this crap you redneck Fuck?
mooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:05 am
You mean sand in his vagina his dirty, dirty vagina
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:56 am
This guy knows nothing about canadians he just has sand in his crack cause his guy lost an election. Like everyone on motifake cares about american politics. I think bringing back the funny is top priority! enough political propaganda and hateful crap
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:55 am
who cares what you researched, And quit sucking up to Sean (the only Canadian who likes you)....or so you think.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:52 am
or it is now at least!
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:50 am
If you give me a doll I will show you where she touched me....it's a dirty place.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:48 am
she had special "requests" ....I'm still in therapy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:46 am
and the tag "funny" does not belong.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
why is the word "white" one of your tags?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
Nice good cop bad cop moooooo this guy brings all this on himself to get attention by defending himself and then cries "i dont have to defend myself". He loves the sound of his own voice and the look of his text on a page. also why the overcharge by mommy
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You call everyone who disagrees with you a socialist.....you are the true timmy. you bring this on yourself.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:35 am
Do you know any french canadians? You post more comments defending your posters than anyone else does commending them. Using tag words like socialist to make it sound like its you and yours against them and theirs. You invite criticism with every new post
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:30 am
"I don't have to explain my posters" No you don't ....we all know they suck. We get it... You are trying to make up for your lack of intellect .. and yeah I fucked your mother and she only charged me 4 bucks....Canadian. I'm not from Quebec either.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:28 am
Your problem is that you believe every stereotype you hear. what would it matter if i were french? you cant paint everyone with the same brush. its sad that a grown man can hate a whole province of people. Have you ever been to quebec?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:17 am
Nah its just a Canadian nickname to most people here, and a hockey team in vancouver ( as far from quebec as possible ) You calling me hate filled is like me calling you funny. I am not french and have never lived in quebec
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:15 am
lot in my dealings with this socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog. I forgive you, Timmy. You can't help your ignorance. So put on your helmet and go play, eh?
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:13 am
I don't have to explain my posters to Canuck, the self-appointed funny police. I researched the word Canuck and found that it doesn't necesarily refer to a Canadian (like our friend, Sean) but is specifically directed at French Canadians. That explained a
Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:35 am
The equine reference?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 12:14 am
Where's the funny?
VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:08 am
[Regarding Obama] That's not what he meant but it's probably his desire.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:19 pm
assertions. Your generalization of hospitals and Americans display true ignorance. While Mark chooses the phrase "suck it" towards you, I'll pick FOMF (Fuck Off, Mother Fucker)!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:18 pm
First off, there are 2 sounds the letter "c" can make. The intended sound is the "s" not the "k" in my posts, so fuck off on your instructions. Second, your personal attacks show your stupidity. You call names because you have no facts to support your
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:36 am
mooooo - Suck it.
moooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 5:15 am
first off never refer to a lady as "porc" second, you sir are a total douche. US hospitals of all kinds suck because they are run by Americans aka greedy,cheap bastards
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:17 am
We can start with Nationalized Health Care. If you want to see how well the govt runs health care, then I suggest you visit an Army hospital. Trust me you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like that.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:20 pm
mrawesomo - first give me everything you own and then I'll tell you.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 5:36 pm
What's so bad about socialism?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
He has already weakened our ability to do so.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
a whole bunch of bad guys and the new judge comes in and says thanks for your work but since I don't like the last judge, I'm setting the convicts free. You'd be pretty upset, right? The military's duty is to protect this nation and its citizens...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:34 pm
One last point is the HUGE error in shutting down Gitmo. Several of these war criminals will be released back to their home country to mount more attacks against our military and against our homeland. Think of it if you were a police officer who caught...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:04 pm
Pres Obama and the liberal Congress are already screwing it up and we're not out of January yet.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:03 pm
Porc, if the stimulus package makes it through the Senate as it passed the House, we are facing much bigger govt, mass welfare (called tax rebates to those who don't pay taxes) and a huge environmental push instead of economic stimulus.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:20 pm
WILL PEOPLE STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT OBAMA FOR ONCE!? We gave Bush TWO chances. LET HIM FUCK UP BEFORE YOU TALK SHIT.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. We don't lop the heads off our enemies, or stone our women, or any of the other horrific acts they perform in the name of their "peaceful" religion. We just make them uncomfortable so the tell us where the friends are.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 4:49 am
Guantanamo Bay detention camp: because if the terrorists do it, we should too.
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 12:40 am
While your working photoshop, can you do something about all the Chinese soldiers in the poster too?
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:26 am
WTFO - After the comment from NAPalm1989, I downloaded your poster and substituted the socialist fist and rose for the hammer and sickle. It just doesn't have the same impact but it did give me a good laugh.
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:21 am
WTFO - Absofuckinlutely! That's what makes this country great. It's just that I'm not comfortable with pissing in his cornflakes just yet. I agree with you 100 percent about closing Gitmo. I'm afraid he just wants to bring his friends closer to home.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 11:17 am
Who keeps letting Timmy in?
trae - January 23, 2009, 11:09 am
the people who voted for this ass have no idea what they have unleashed on the U.S
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:55 pm
...and it's only day 3 on the job.
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Mark, I still respect the Office of the President and my Commander in Chief. However, questioning his policies (especially with his own words) isn't out of bounds. I hope he does good, but closing Gitmo in a year is a horrible mistake & it's only
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:11 pm
The hammer and sickle symbol is far more inflamatory than the "Socialist International" symbol of a hand clutching a rose. I think they were going for that whole "Flower Power" thing to draw in the Liberal Democrats.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 3:38 pm
I would agree that they're different, but not "very different ideologies."
NAPalm1989 - January 22, 2009, 1:48 pm
I'd like to point out the huge flaw in this post, socialism and communism (the hammer and sickle) are very different ideologies
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:56 pm
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, hope he does the right thing, and hope that he doesn't turn all of his words into actions. The poster however is right on target.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:53 pm
WTFO - Nice poster! I'm going to lay off of Mr. Obama for a while though. It has to do with that part of the oath about the "officers appointed over me." Although I'm retired I don't feel that I'm released from that oath.
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 11:17 am
Are you sure it's not his ass?


TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - can even surpass the mighty power of the dark side


TAGS: star wars dark side difficulties
Rating: 3.68/5
Mr.Danger260 - October 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
Me and my room mate got drunk one night watching Star Wars and actually began fighting with these florescent bulbs.Needless to say,by the en of the night,we were both in the hospital getting stitches.Damn that's a good movie.


COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.


TAGS: rodney atkins song beautiful countryside
Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)


MOTHERS - Sometimes, it's best to do as they say




YOU BASTARD! - You ate all the Lucky Charms, didn't you?!




FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In!


TAGS: politics congress obama president fascist marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bah - October 25, 2009, 1:50 am
Communists and fascists have different philosophies about the relationship between people and government, but they came to the same conclusion: an elected dictator who manages the economy. Go far enough to any extreme and you'll come full circle.
Sean-sequitur - September 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
MEET THE NEW BOSS ... Probably also scared of horses.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:54 pm
mmmm. cake. You a funny guy, mooo.
mooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Cake!! . chill out man you're gonna have a stroke. Ignore those who disagree with you. I haven't spoken to my wife in days, I didn't want to interrupt her.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:47 pm
New World Order was in wrestling, not the Republican party. Obama and the Congress are giving us Fascism with a happy face on it. The govt own a majority share of AIG, Citi, BoA, GM, on and on and they want more. The definition above fits his policies.
Marduke - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am
Aren't you confusing that with the Republican Party and their so called "New World Order".
Getoffit - May 8, 2009, 2:24 am
Jeez... Obama's either Communist or Fascist. They're opposites so he can't be both.... which is it?? Your man lost the election, get over it already...


DARK SIDE OF THE DEATH STAR - Coming to destroy a planet near you ...


TAGS: dark side of death star
Rating: 4.64/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:32 pm
Last time I saw this pic it was captioned "Dark side of the that's no moon."
falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:11 pm
We can't repel firepower of THAT magnatude!
CloudchaserS - June 23, 2012, 10:26 am
Something combining Pink Floyd ans Star Wars would be too awesome for our world to handle


THE DARK SIDE - Where police brutality is policy


TAGS: dark side police brutality policy
Rating: 4.56/5

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Budog - December 19, 2011, 7:37 pm
The Empire, keeping the Black man down...


COME TO THE DARK SIDE - We have cookies!!


TAGS: dark side pope
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:18 pm
Funny.


HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU -


TAGS: bush obama president economy
Rating: 3.31/5

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926010 - March 18, 2010, 2:06 pm
YOU GO Dub-ya
Sean - November 22, 2009, 6:52 pm
I love Daro's logic because it suggests the following: Daro - religion = rapist/murdered/jaywalker. I mean, is your religion the only thing that's holding you back from all the crimes you want to commit?
Zed - November 22, 2009, 3:01 pm
Hey, Daro, millions of Atheists also have a moral code they follow on a daily basis, they just don't feel the need to believe in Jewish fairy-tales to do so.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:37 pm
Oh. Religious. Forgot that one. "Religious" means that I have a moral code that I do my best to follow on a daily basis.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:31 pm
and an idiot (read: not willing to compromise when the opposing side is trying to run you in the opposite direction and into the ground).
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm
Actually, ILB, it's starting quickly. Nothing wrong with being backward (read: traditional or having common sense), unenlightened (read: "I don't have to listen to idiots, idiot."), greedy (read: capitalistic), small-minded (read: NOT a lying hypocrite),
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:26 am
Sure, keep blaming him for the problems. Hey wait a minute. ILB, you are too close to the Liberal party line. Robert Gibbs, is that you?
ILB - September 9, 2009, 4:22 am
Its starting a little slow, due to the backward, unenlightened, greedy, religious, small minded, idiots out there. But still a hell of a lot better than 8 years of you, sir. :)
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 10:23 pm
5 lions, CR. Concise and to the point.


$1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too.


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Rating: 3.26/5

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Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 12:48 am
Tell me again... where are we again???
Sean - August 8, 2009, 1:11 pm
You'd think a couple of a' 20's 'd be all it takes for that. Sheesh. What bar did they stagger into?
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 4:10 am
NS, they also spent $400,000 to study gay sex in bars in Argintina.
north star - July 27, 2009, 8:53 pm
What about the $800,000 to study Chinese hookers and the effects of alcohol on their health? That's one heckuva job-eh?
LogicDude - February 5, 2009, 8:17 am
Have them tested and sent to my bunker...I may have a use for them. EGD - still need souls for your death ray?


LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them


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Rating: 3.22/5

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Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:14 am
Unkown by whom?
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:13 am
Maybe I don't know what the word "lies" means either, since I am more than prepared to concede that the Bush admin really believed what it heard or saw. More's the pity really.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
BTW, I also agree that a CIA agent's identity should not be disclosed. But the reason it happened is still unknown.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
A man needs an exit strategy...like pulling out. Waka! Waka! Waka! A good raq will snare a dude any day.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
that no one can ever release that would have justified the war. Oh, and rather that use his WMD's to defend him country from attack, he shipped them all off to Syria.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Whether there was other intel, the stuff that was advanced publically -- yellow cake, aluminium tubes, etc., we know where the WMD's are -- turned out to be pure bull*sh*it. So now we are being asked to believe that there's some super-secret stuff
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:06 am
there, whether you like it or not. It wasn't just the US intel, China, Israel, France, UK, and even Canadian intel agreed on Iraq. So enough with the slander about lies and spin. For those of us who understand it's a tired/false argument, you can't prove.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:04 am
Agree on the exit strategy to a degree, but you can't work on arbitrary timelines without meeting specific goals first or Iraq would fail. That classified "intel crap" protects lives and is endangered if the enemy learns sources and methods. The intel was
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Again you claim to know what is in the minds of those you accuse of lying and leaking a CIA agent. You assume intent vs having facts. Not trying to call you a liar, just that you are spreading the far-lefts lies they used to get power.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:00 am
any intel that would be to its advantage. Yet no such self serving leaks. So can the compelling yet can't be disclosed intel crap. They ran with the spin they could spin, and you got a war without an exit strategy.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:59 pm
Do you even know what the word lie means? I doubt it. And I can assuure you that I am not the least bit offended at being called a liar by you. And the administration that leaks the identity of a CIA agent out of sheer malace is sure to leak ...
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:28 pm
Quite right, Bart. Sean, did you see the intel that both Congress and Pres Bush did when they agreed to kick Saddam's ass? No? I saw some, so your and the far-left's accusations of "lying" are the actual lies here.
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:26 pm
Not so much the pants as the wabbit suit....that my dear doesn't do that bodonkadonk any justice at all.......
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:24 pm
A voter is but an middle aged lady who wants to know one thing: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm
Thanks B. Great timing. But back away from the intended hyperbole of your comment and I agree. Can you even get 1 vote by telling the voters the truth? "I ain't kissin' that thing, lady, your baby is hideous."
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm
Momma said politicians are so onry cause they gots all them toofs and no.....PUMPKIN PIE!!!!!!!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm
Again, you change the subject. Bush and his cronies played fast and loose with the "truth" so as to start an endless war. Obama is your president, not mine. Seems to be kind of a dud to me at this point.
Bartimaeus - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm
How do you tell when a politician is lying?...He wins the election. Waka! waka! waka! All politicians lie, because people will only vote for perfection; It's do or die, a leader can never say "try."
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:17 pm
DB, in some cases yes conservatives use this. Over the last 2 elections the Dems gained power by standing against anything Bush stood for. That's not a position but an opposition and it worked for them. Partly due to media claims of Reps as lying on Iraq.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sean, why is it okay for you to call Bush a liar but when Obama is called out for lying to Congress and the public, there's huge outcry. You can't prove any of the left's claim for lies. Don't be such a hater, bud.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:11 pm
but his concerns were ignored. Then the Obama campaign simply pretended McCain never did this, blamed the recession on Bush, and then unfairly linked McCain to Bush. McCain was actually ahead in most polls before the economic collapse.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:10 pm
This poster gave the Obama campaign too much credit. They didn't use the Republican's values against them. They misinterpreted the Republican's values outright. McCain actually gave a speech warning of the real estate market's ways before it collapsed;
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:14 am
I shouldn't be salivating. Dammit, ese!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:07 am
Mexican Burger....place one tortilla between two tortillas.....done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am
Heat oven to 400, grease pie pan. Cook hamburger and onion and drain. Stir in seasoning mix, put mixture into pie pan. Sprinkle with chilies and cheese. Beat remaining ingredients until smooth. Pour in pie pan. Bake 30 minutes or until knife comes out cle
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am
That's a family secret!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:05 am
MEXICAN PIE 1 lb. hamburger 1/2 c. chopped onion 1 env. (1 1/4 oz.) taco seasoning mix 1 can (4 oz.) whole green chilies, chopped and drained 1 c. shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 oz.) 1 1/4 c. milk 3/4 c. Bisquick mix 3 eggs 1/8 tsp. red pepper sauce
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:04 am
Bean pie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:56 am
How about blender cow pies?.....cuz that's what I think a politifake might taste like.....1 BTW.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:50 am
Melikes blender pies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am
We'll blend it up really good for you aggy....and you can drink it through a straw before nap time.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am
And bang on truth. Lots of that. And the exposure of countless Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld lies. So don't discount the huge hole the Fake Republican Administration dug for itself.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am
Like one of my posters states, my silver lining is that it takes a Carter to get a Reagan. I just hope someone is up to the task to correct the serious mistakes going on. (That includes the bailouts that Bush started).
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am
I'm too old for chery. Key lime, dammit!
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:38 am
With a failing economy and 8 years of visceral personal attacks, hate and often lies. Add to that most TV media outlets completely in the tank for Dems. The Reps could have put anyone up and they would have lost to anyone the Dems put up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
cherry......shame on you Aggy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
Blueberry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
Apple
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am
I dealt with McCain for 3 days when I worked at Mandalay Bay. He is very scrambled in the head. You'd be amazed. I don't know what's giving him the clarity he shows on TV, but in person, it was rough.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am
She drove thinking Republicans away in droves ... or Ford Explorers as the case may be.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:33 am
AND had anyone but Palin. She didn't help reel in the middle-road republican vote, nor conservative dems.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am
Had McCain said "Fu*c*k the base. Those douchebags ain't voting for Obama anyway, and then stayed true to himself, by say, calling torture torture and just being McCain, he mighta won the damn election. Would have done better anyway.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am
While I don't agree with shouting down people at the town halls, many are asking questions and being ignored or insulted by the elected officials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Cu1ClqteY --That didn't look like an angry mob. Just a jackass politician.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:23 am
I guess yelling at a town hall meeting to break it up instead of debating is different. Or, like shouting at the POTUS during a speech. That's how you change things.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:22 am
Ah c'mon, have you seen his opponent's values? They are written out on posted notes that have been slapped to a revolving door.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am
Unfortunately, all elections have seem to degenerate to this level.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am
Sounds like a familiar tactic.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 1:11 am
i love this poster
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
the terrorists wouldn't hide among women and children.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
Pab, I'm not sure where the attack on Israel and WW2 vets came from. Are you saying that Israel doesn't have the right to defend themselves from Hamas suicide bombers, mortar fire and kidnappings? I think less civilians would be injured in Palastine if
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
The Jews in Israel aren't the "Good guys" any more than the americans who firebombed Japanese residential districts and shot surrendering enemies in WW2 were the "Good Guys," everyone in every war has done bad things, and the jews are 100% no exception.
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm
Great another black dude asking for my change
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm
Great another black dude asking for my change
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:25 pm
I disagree, you have to let one live so if we ever let him see the light of day again he can relay the story of what a 50 Cal bullet can do to a pirate's skull.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 9:36 pm
WTFO... wasn't it nice? Nicely "executed" as well. Although, I'm still not happy about allowing one pirate to live. It reduces the fear factor.
Porcelina - April 12, 2009, 7:57 pm
Please go see the thread ''Enough is Enough''
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:53 pm
Hey Prez O., WTFO sez "great job" and can you please help him with his "Ninja problem" (sic.).
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:45 pm
Uhm, WTFO. I have it on good authority that your President only reads MY comments when he's on Motifake ... so I'll tell him you said that. Bye.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 7:22 pm
Regarding the pirates, Pres Obama took the correct action today by letting the Navy SOF take care of those bastards. 3 head shots. Outstanding. Hopefully this action will prevent other Somali pirates from touching a US flagged ship. Good job Mr. President
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:50 pm
We have exhausted them, essentially, but not in full-view of the world community. It's just for appearance. Shuts up the domestic no-war at any cost liberal pussies, too. I don't want another 9/11 either, but this time, it'll be more universally justified
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:37 pm
I totally agree with exhausting all "nice-guy" efforts. Our disagreement is that I believe we have already exhausted those efforts and I'm not will to risk lives to revisit those mistakes with this enemy.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:14 pm
I'm simply saying that you can do a lot more, and a lot worse things if you've exhausted all nice-guy efforts.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:10 pm
I find no fault in that logic. Then again, I was pointing toward a Desert Storm-style coalition effort against the terrorists. I figure you'd have active support from otherwise "closet" supporters if you show them the impotence of diplomacy first.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:08 pm
supporting the US but they know steps are necessary to keep their countries safe from terrorism. We had our diplomacy pissed on we engaged the enemy and the media and dishonest liberals (across the world) turned several folks away from our side.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
Too funny. "cooperative when you end up bombing them". I can tell you that we have a lot of support from a large number of countries, in Afghan and Iraq. Some open support others behind the scenes because their leaders are too afraid of public opinion of
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
into oblivion. 1) Diplomacy will never work 2) They will hit us again either way. With our diplomacy rejected, and pissed on, the world will be on our side. That is important when it comes to a probable invasion by our forces.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:03 pm
I agree with you completely in regards to the UN. However, you have to look at it outside the box. If the world sees you trying to be diplomatic instead of just resorting to military solutions, they will be more cooperative when you end up bombing them
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:00 pm
justice, etc. Without the US, the U.N. will fold under the weight of its own problems. Also, without our military, there will be no teeth left at the U.N.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
You give the U.N. much more credit than I do, my friend. That place is the most corrupt place on Earth in my mind. I'm in support of the US pulling completely out of there and restarting a new org with countries that truly care about peace, freedom,
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:58 pm
Thanks, WTFO... I like when my point of view is swayed on things I'd normally disagree with.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:57 pm
Our goals and hopes are the same. However, I see the practical approach. Like I said, it'll allow us to say "Hey, UN, we gave them every chance at the tables to make peace" -- and when we start going at the terrorists real hard, the world will be in sync.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:56 pm
it back here. Great discussion though, AD. It's a pleasure as always, bud. v/r.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:55 pm
NSA can't protect us if BHO takes away the wire taps. Also, GWB's policies of engaging the enemy on their sand versus our land has been effective in protecting American soil for 7 yrs. We need to keep the battlespace in the Middle East or they will bring
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:54 pm
I only have a strong desire to exterminate these radical Islamic terrorists and their "holy" leaders who preach violence and death to the US and Israel.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:53 pm
terrorists have killed women and children in the village thrown their bodies into the raided bldg and put film on the internet claiming the US military did this. See all this, I have no room in my mind or heart to engage in discussions with these animals
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:51 pm
in centuries, Americans want success in months. Our enemies will sacrifice thousands of innocents to get a handfull of us and are willing to use women and children as human shields (yes, they've already done that). After a US raid on insurgents, remaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:50 pm
For now... or the next 5-10 years... when they want to hit us again, they will. There is no amount of military or diplomatic action that will prevent it. It's up to the NSA, among others, to protect us.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:49 pm
Your last to points are spot on, AD. That is exactly what we are doing right now, and it does take time. Unfortunately, Americans are so impatient that they get frustrated wait 2 mins for their Hot Pocket to heat. Our enemy is patient and measure success
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
history book and prove the point. 3000 more families (or maybe a higher number) should not be made to suffer the loss of a loved one so we can say to the world "told ya it don't work".
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm
when the destruction of their homes, schools and capitalist futures are repeatedly blown up. We need local cooperation for this to work. Takes time, but it'll work.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm
The issue I take with your diplomacy approach is that we have openly tried these avenues before and they failed. I am uncomfortable with risking more American civilian deaths proving that the diplomacy method is a failure when we can crack a recent
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:45 pm
The terrorists can and will kill the innocent citizens... we won't. The terrorists, therefore, have the advantage. As I said, keep giving them all 4-bedroom homes and university-quality schools for all ages. They will eventually get sick of terrorists
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
terrorists from their countries.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
some may not like us "invading" their country, they were already against us. The normal/average Iraqi/Afghani would have a higher opinion of US involvement if they could see how we are trying to help in these areas as well as how we are removing dangerous
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
...but it must be done and "displayed" in order to have the world backing when we step up the war on terror... so we can say "we tried the nice way...." - diplomacy isn't the solution, but it's an important cobblestone in the path to their annihilation.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
murdering every one we saw. The media helped turn public opinion towards their own ideals which greatly helped BHO take office when he is clearly unqualified for the position. As for the muslim perspective on media reporting our rebuilding efforts. While
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm
I respectfully agree and disagree. We need to lean on them, yes. But, let's show the world that we're trying to be diplomatic. I don't think it'd work in a million years....
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm
I've mentioned that I was in the Middle East last year, which is where a lot of my insight comes from. The media needed to show our good deeds here so the US public wouldn't get the perception that the military and GWB's admin weren't stomping around just
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
strength if we keep the pressure on now.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm
my view so my son won't spend his life fighting this fight. I'd rather handle it now. BHO's appeasement dooms future Am. generations to fighting a reestablished and emboldened terrorist threat that we can keep on the ropes and keep them from gaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm
I agree with the downplayed magnitude of the atrocity, but it kick-started a war on terror that otherwise would still be in it's infancy in comparison.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:36 pm
in diplomacy where appropriate, but Islamic terrorists don't want peace with us, they want us and the Jewish wiped off the planet. Negotiations are meaningless in that environment. They have to be eliminated. It'll take a long time but it is necessary in
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm
3000 "eggs" dying on 9-11 is enough for me. The short-term memory loss of this country makes me sick. 3000 more families shouldn't have to die to prod us to destroy an enemy that has no intention of ever ceasing their war on us. I agree we should engage
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm
Agreed about media, but that's all a matter of perspective. To me, as long as it stays under the radar, it's not as much of an international trophy to terrorists who want to use it as an example of american invasion of their country. No?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:32 pm
WTFO, we could polarize a bar in a matter of 30 minutes with conversation like this. I love it!
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:31 pm
and minds in Afghan and Iraq. We're building schools, business districts, farms, homes, parks, soccer fields, etc. The main stream media ignores these good deeds because it doesn't further their agenda nor does it get ratings like deaths do.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm
Hey agdaniele, who was it that said that "Politics is just war carried on by other means." Or was it "Diplomacy"? Anywho, carry on. Way to ramp it up a notch, intellectually speaking ....
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm
food locations there. It's not nice, but it's a fact that nothing is resistant to capitalism... consumership, choices, greed and gluttony... once it takes hold, nothing can reverse it.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:29 pm
the Somali coast. If that happens we'll likely never see that man alive again. Your points on rebuilding are very valid and the fact that you mention them shows a serious problem with the media. We are currently engaging in that method of winning hearts
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:28 pm
This may sound wrong, but sometimes you have to break a few eggs. In order for the world to engage a decisive war on terrorism, we need to show that diplomatic venues have been exhausted and rejected. Moreso, we keep building malls, theaters and fast


BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.


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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:59 pm
His FOOT, Nic.
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I that is shlung?
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That's not Buddha, that's Hotei!
frostandrew - May 24, 2011, 11:49 am
Buddhism doesnt celebrate reincarnation, in fact The last Buddha denied it lol Fail......the fact that I know this is even more of a fail -__-
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:23 pm
You 'avin a laugh? 'E's 'avin a laugh!


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Zed - November 30, 2009, 2:26 pm
Oh, great, TOC, utterly and completely destroy my hopes and dreams...
thatonechick - November 30, 2009, 2:13 pm
Is this a challenge to recaption? As long as it does NOT say, In Soviet Russia, Pussy Eat You!


OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view.


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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 7:59 pm
I understand, and i will play within the rules
rerun - March 14, 2010, 7:45 pm

WTFO is banned from this site if that tells you anything, just a head up. we don't want any crap here. you are new so we will give you the benefit
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:51 pm
Am I in trouble?? Besides he started it....lol
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:31 pm

SgtRock, we now post political posters and conversations on politifake.org. It helps keep the flame wars and hate down here.
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
The ring of truth...
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:39 am
Thank you PKP. Hey, a name, don't judge.
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:59 am
And Dockers.
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:59 am
Only if you're into anal play.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 4:36 am
Classic.


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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:56 am
Great!


$600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!??


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lunchmeat5000 - August 24, 2009, 1:35 am
I think so...or I was drunk and incapable of coherent thought.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 11:20 pm
I was shooting for perfection. Where did I lose that .1%? Maybe it was a typo, bud.
lunchmeat5000 - August 7, 2009, 12:07 am
Natchez is a shithole anyway(like most of MS), they need all the help that can get...but the rest of the country shouldn't be paying for it. It's a state issue only. WTFO, 99.9% of the time, I'm in agreement with you anyways.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
Hmm, fair enough. Sorry if I jumped the gun on you. lm5000, I'd say even $1M of federal tax dollars is a waste. If it has important historical value then the state should have funded it, not folks who live in the other 49 states.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:59 pm
But the Mayor is saying they only requested $1mil, where this $600mil comes from is not known. Stimuluswatch.org still Waste of has it at 600mil. Waste of damn money if you ask me.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:56 pm
Forks of the Road Heritage Trail. This project would greatly enhance one of the primary gateways to our city by creating an African American/Ethnic Heritage Trail along a stretch of St. Catherine Street between the Forks of the Road Slave Market Site.
Hmm - August 6, 2009, 6:51 am
If you are addressing me, I never claimed that it would have an effect on the economy. (Hence my comment about the ridiculously high cost.) I was merely pointing out a logical flaw in the math used by the OP.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:36 am
POTUS, screamed we need this now, don't read, vote yes! Hurry! Hurry or a catastrophe will happen. We'll be at 8% unemployment by May without it. Well, they signed it and we're approaching 10% unemployment with the "rescue stimulus". We were lied to.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:35 am
Hmm, do you honestly believe that this particular effort in the "stimulus " bill actually constitutes stimulus that will have an affect on the US economy? I don't. This is one of many wasteful lines in that BS bill that NOBODY read before voting.
Ad Hominem much? - July 27, 2009, 1:52 am
InDDeed... Because a guy's love of cleavage has *everything* to do with their arguments. BTW, only about half the aliases listed for me are mine. Such is the fate of those whose ISP uses DHCP...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:43 am
You'd almost make a good point if one of your aliases wasn't BoobLover.
Hmm - July 26, 2009, 10:40 am
That math assumes a 1-time construction cost rather than including annual upkeep/salaries, materials (even trails use some), and land purchase. It *does* seem ridiculously high though. How many acres and miles of trails are we talking about here? O_o;
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 12:57 am
As a MS resident, I'm still wondering wtf is going on with that.


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Haarakkon - July 21, 2010, 11:01 am
Yeah, now. Not when this poster was created, though.
Woodywood03a - July 20, 2010, 9:54 pm
Do we have a website for this????
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:10 am
Always give credit where due. Never plagarize others' words.
Rain Bojangles - September 4, 2009, 3:05 pm
Thanks for the cred!


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LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
Oh hey also give the Heavy a sandvich
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And make me a sammich!


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lol echo
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Gee, talk about a Windows software....
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Gee, talk about a Windows software....
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I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


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Woodywood03a - March 6, 2010, 7:59 pm
get that out of here!!!
WTFO - March 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
I'm up for some Southern Comfort waterboarding.
HtD - March 14, 2009, 4:38 pm
Oh, Yeaaaah!
Mark - March 14, 2009, 3:21 pm
Mmmm...Southern Comfort. I might come over to the Dark side if you have SC Waterboarding. No we don't put fact and reason in the blue raspberry Kool-Aid. We save that for our Cool Conservative Coffee.
Marduke - March 14, 2009, 3:03 pm
You mean the impossibility of reason kool-aid. No thanks, I'll switch to cherry berry. I appreciate the offer though. Also jack daniels waterboarding won't work, you might want to try southern comfort.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 2:55 pm
Blue Raspberry Kool-Aid is reserved for Conservative Republicans Marduke. Are you ready to come over to the side of reason?
Marduke - March 14, 2009, 1:18 pm
I prefer Blue Rhasberry flavor.


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THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.


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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?


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WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:43 am
um, lolman...no. So bite me.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 11:28 pm
I care about politics as much as I care about the price of a fucking big mac in Poland. He's standing like the statue, he's Obama... its funny ok? now stfu and gtfo WTFO
HAHA - May 6, 2009, 6:14 pm
No way dumb ass.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:50 pm
have, just been noticing there seems to be a group on here that gives every politically minded motifake 5 lions, they all end up with 3 or better ratings and most of them are just veiled redneck wisdom
Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Stupidity is not funny and neither is Stupidity is not funny. MotiFake is what you make it. If it's a political soap box you want, a political soap box it shall be. Now go away and find something funny. Better yet...post something funny yourself.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:35 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
Person - February 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
Or by Briton of Rose. Douchebag
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:25 pm
blah, blah, blah...BoR.
Briton of Rose - January 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
For further examples of "Arrogance", please see any comments made by WTFO.


SITTING - You're doing it wrong.


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Rating: 2.8/5

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BurpingJack - November 3, 2009, 10:38 am
thanks, you're right; it's just the beginning...
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:07 am
Many have started off much, much worse. Welcome!
BurpingJack - November 1, 2009, 8:52 am
Bonjour! Here is my first post. I don't like it.


OMG ITS - TIMMAY!




Tuco - The Original Gangsta -


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Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 11:07 pm
Eli Wallach is still alive, too. He'll be 98 in December!
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 5:46 pm
Bingo!
curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 2:56 pm
Awesome BE, simply awesome.


TUTA TUTA TUTA TOUCH ME -


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Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 7:38 am
cool... 5 real ones for you...lol


ENEMY OR PATRIOT -


TAGS: pzy enemies or patriot look at this from the other side
Rating: 3.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am
Let them bury and mourn their dead. We'll bury and mourn our dead.
pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm
don't you just love it when these dickheads miss the point
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am
If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.
kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm
Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.
MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm
every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.
forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am
Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!


PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!!


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Rating: 3.44/5

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AndyMadcap - December 27, 2010, 11:34 pm
As a native Delawarean, I approve this message.
gentleman89 - December 9, 2009, 3:00 pm
I am not apolitical, but my leanings aren't important. This is just f***ing funny. I can see a Bush/Cheney poster saying the same thing and being just as funny.
Arrogant Knight - August 31, 2009, 3:15 am
Shut UP. You're saying too much...
Sean - August 31, 2009, 3:12 am
But he says he not a cow. That's pretty powerful evidence no? Given that cows can't type.
Arrogant Knight - August 31, 2009, 3:05 am
No one's buying it Sean... We all know he's a cow.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:45 am
Yer a whore ... ssss, yer a horse. Yeah that's it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2009, 2:41 am
I couldn't help going back for the pie once in a while....take that however you want.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 1:51 am
You ex used to make it for you all the time? Wow dude, you suck at breaking up.
WTFO - August 31, 2009, 1:48 am
I dunno. If I get the opportunity, I may try it and get back with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2009, 1:37 am
It's made with instant pistachio pudding an ex of mine used to make it form me all the time....You don't know what you're missing.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:12 pm
Pistachio pie??? Dude, you need help.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 12:59 am
Pistachio with whhhhhhip cream.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:53 pm
Whatever, EGD, whatever.
Elder God Douchebag - August 29, 2009, 11:32 pm
In all fairness, there was no funny in your political poster. And I'm far too busy with life things to pay attention to if a poster's new or old. Just take the kudos, jeez.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:28 pm
Old poster, EGD. You apparently never looked for the funny in my political stuff. Liam, I've got no interest in arguing with a brainwashed troll. It's a waste of my typing. MO is right. LM5, I'd say we normally agree. Press on, brother.
Elder God Douchebag - August 29, 2009, 10:49 pm
..Nah, still better. And it's nice to see WTFO supplying the funny instead of the usual political b.s. Kudos to you, sir.
lunchmeat5000 - August 29, 2009, 10:43 pm
"But it's a whole lot better then having a retarded recovering drug addict and the penguin ruling our country." So having a self avowed ex-coke user and Jeff Dunham's puppet, Walter, run the country is better? About the same isn't it?
MO - August 29, 2009, 2:06 pm
There's nothing worse "than having a retard" tell people how retarded they are and yet be a complete and total retard himself. It's called being a trolling Timmy so quit fucking trolling and lighten the fuck up. Fucktard!
MO - August 29, 2009, 2:03 pm
Liam since you're going on and on about telling people how retarded they are, and how they shouldn't make complete asses of themselves on the interweb, but still can't keep from making grammatical errors in your bashing of others? I'll help you out....
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:50 pm
Oh another spelling check on myself before the nazi's come crawling "than having a retard"
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:49 pm
Most of you are so ignorant towards american politics you're too stupid and ill-informed to even realize how little power the president actually has. Read a fucking U.S History and Government textbook or something ffs.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:49 pm
Anyone who supported Bush needs to just stfu about Obama. He isn't perfect. He won't save us all. It won't be easy. But it's a whole lot better then having a retarded recovering drug addict and the penguin ruling our country.
lukey1000 - August 12, 2009, 5:26 pm
Don't talk about the King Barack like that. He is the greatest presid... oh dang, I'm all out of Kool-Aid! What you mean he won't save us all and make the world all warm and fuzzy. Oh well there is always Oprah.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:19 am
PSST! Hey Joe help me fuck this country. I got all these people too follow me by filling them with fluff and making them all warm and fuzzy. Now I am going too stick it too them and they wont even realize it. HAHAHAHA!!!!!


PROBLEM SOLVING -




PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers


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TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 8:13 am
Think his portrait will be modeled after this pic?
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:09 am
why is "white" one of your tags?


WESKER - Sexyness at it's best


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Cyriaque - April 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
wesker's a douche
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:47 am
The XL?
Bartimaeus - November 23, 2009, 12:38 am
I own a homophobe. lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:33 am
You're, not your. You're homophobic, not your homophobic.
Bob D. Sailor - November 23, 2009, 12:23 am
I just hope aaron cordeiro is a chick cause if not... YOUR GAY!


MITT ROMNEY - His Reaction When Asked To Describe His Wife In One Motion.




RICHARD NIXON -


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Rating: 2.56/5

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:34 pm
My favorite President TRICKY DICK
Sean - September 11, 2009, 2:23 pm
I did? How bad?
MrRandom - September 11, 2009, 1:18 am
See what I mean? Even Sean made a bad pun tonight.
Arrogant Knight - September 11, 2009, 1:16 am
Yeah, don't do that anymore. :)
darkangel98s - September 11, 2009, 1:11 am
He wasn't so much a dick, as a RICHARD, but yea, I meant it as kind of a little bit of a pun/political joke.
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:59 pm
Nixon hasn't been president for 35 years. So wow! a 35 year-old politifake! 35 years of not-funny sheer boredom. Get over it!


HIGH SIDEKICKS - GOD BLESS CHUN-LI FOR BEGINNING SUCH A GRAND TRADITION -




PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!


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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


GOOMBA PIGEONS -


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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


WANNA KNOW A SECRET? - SHHH! Don't tell anyone but... I'm insane.




WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter.


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mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:44 am
holy shit I need to check my recent comments more often.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:49 am
If that is what you support, then enjoy. My silver lining is that you need to endure 4 years of a Carter to get a Reagan.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:48 am
massive inflation. Also, they are making no effort to fix the oil shortage that is causing the gas prices to creep higher towards that $4 mark again.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:46 am
future? Pres Obama and the Dem Congress has spent our future. They are borrowing money from China that my kids and grandkids (years from being born) will have to pay for. In addition, the rampant printing of the US dollar will devalue it resulting in
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:45 am
Woody, in case you hadn't heard we have recently turned over security in major Iraqi cities to the Iraqi govt. That is a direct result of the surge ops that Pres Obama opposed. That is a major step to winning "a war that is a no win". You talk about our
a name of no use - July 14, 2009, 10:44 pm
A third term for a guy who said a dictatorship wouldn't be so bad so long as he was the dictator? Yay democracy!
Woody - July 14, 2009, 5:47 pm
Uh... You would want us to stay in a war that is a no win? stay in debt and have nothing for the future???? If you want it, you can have it, I will take this.
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:47 pm
Haiti, North Korea, and Palistine/Israel. See what good work he does? See how peaceful those places are and how much the care about "social and economic justice"?
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:45 pm
He created higher unemployment rate for Reagan to fix than Obama "inherited". He allowed Iran to hold Americans hostage for 444 days (Iran let them go when Reagan won cause he was going to f them up). He got a Nobel Peace Prize for bringing "peace" to
NYG - June 3, 2009, 11:24 am
Explain to me again what Carter ever did? Besides building a shack somewhere in Kentucky?
Dylan - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
John carter was a DAMN good president and bush did pretty well for someone of his intelligence. But I just said someone of HIS INTELLIGENCE.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 11:25 pm
You didn't take the bait, Mark.... no fun!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:53 pm
I understand. Shemale porn is confusing, but that doesn't make it wrong. And if it's wrong, I don't always have to be right.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 9:44 pm
I know, Mark... it just has the same credibility as the 9/11 stuff.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:41 pm
Sean - Don't tease me about Anne Coulter. You know I think she's hot.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:41 pm
agdaniele - The video I posted has nothing to do with 9/11. It's about the economy.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:39 pm
Sean - I totally agree. I'm just trying to discuss this stuff with Haarakkon. I appreciate your intervention efforts. I think I might take your suggestion, watch some porn, and then chase my wife around the house. Hopefully she won't run too fast.
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:38 pm
P.S.: images of Anne Coulter are the only known exception to good ol' Rule 34.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 9:37 pm
Mark... I saw that video years ago... when they tried to explain that 9/11 was a government conspiracy.
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:33 pm
Hi Mark. Uhmm, is anyone else here? No? Damn. It can't be an intervention if I'm the only one who shows up. Shoot. *awkward minutes pass -- looks at wrist, no watch there* Uhmm, on behalf of everyone, we think yer not watching enough porn. Bye.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:32 pm
What I did find was this video. Watch this and maybe you'll see who screwed up the economy. The American people only believe what the media tells them. They have short memories. Watch ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMInSfanqg It gives a time
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:28 pm
There is an excellent video that gives a time line of what GWB and the Republicans tried to do to get Fannie & Freddie under control and how it was blocked by Barney Frank and the Dems. I've been looking for it and I haven't been able to find it a
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:01 pm
Bush tried to fix the problem several times. Barney Frank and the rest of the Democrats said there was no problem and block all attempts to put in more controls. But the payoffs from Fannie and Freddie were too good for the Dems to allow more controls.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 7:44 pm
Okay, that was a decade ago. Do you allege that Bush could not have fixed this? Would that be ineptitude or just good old indifference?
Mark - April 7, 2009, 7:07 pm
What the Junior Senator from Illinois had was the media in his pocket and nearly unlimited funds coming from overseas. His Democratic buddies in the House and Senate then spent the tax dollars to buy votes. Did you read poster #47456? It explains a lot.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:58 am
I didn't know a junior Senator from Illinois had more clout than the President.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 11:49 am
Nope. Not one iota of blame. GWB spent money keeping us safe for 2,687 days. The Democrats spent my tax money buying the votes of the sick, lame, and lazy along with the legal relatives of illegal aliens.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:39 am
Has it occurred to our right-wing brethren that had Bush *not* been a complete debacle that Obama wouldn't have been elected? God forbid we should place *any* blame on the conservative altar.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:32 am
I remember the comments regarding Fannie Mae, etc. You're absolutely right, I was back-tracking from November, not January. My bad. At any rate, it's okay to be sodomized by Standard Oil? Was that Obama's fault? How far back do you go?
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:40 pm
Take a look at my poster #47456. Maybe that will refresh your memory on who exactly got us into this mess.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Who needs a crystal ball? Just pick up a newspaper and it will tell you how deep BHO is digging the hole. But don't worry, he'll just print more money and kiss some more Muslim ass.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:38 pm
By my count we're only 2 and a half months into this administration it just seems like 6 months. Actually it seems more like 6 years. I'm a little tired of hearing that it was GWB who ruined our economy.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 6:46 pm
Ahhh, c'mon, Mark. Ya got a crystal ball in your back pocket? There's a lot of doom-saying lately with the new administration, but we're only 6 months in.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:36 pm
mrawesomo - We'll have more than a trillion dollar debt before BHO is finished. Don't blame GWB for the debt, blame the democrats in congress. Tell Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi about the debt. Leave now and you'll be there by morning. Hurry up and GTFO.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 6:16 pm
Do you guys know how much of an epic fail W. made? we had a surplus, A SURPLUS! Now we have a trillion dollar debt. I don't want to see even more "success" from republicans.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:59 am
LD - Could I borrow that note for a few minutes? I'd like to make a copy of WTFO's Mother's signature so I can practice it for future notes.
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:48 am
Excuse me, but I've gotta note: "Dear President Obama, please excuse WTFO from paying taxes this year as he works hard for his money unlike those you want to give it to. Signed, WTFO's Mother" I always cracked up at Epstein's notes!
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 7:51 pm
That takes me back. Too bad we can't attach that sound to this poster.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 7:03 pm
Gotta love the theme song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 6:59 pm
OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! (with my hand raised). I know the answer to that question. You and I are.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 12:47 am
Who you callin' an old guy? Old guy. Up your nose with a rubber hose.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:39 am
Thank you, Sean. For getting the joke. It's nice to know I'm not the only old guy on the site.
Sean - April 4, 2009, 1:15 pm
Dude, that's Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington. Carter was the dude with the 'stache. Sheesh! *snickers maniacally (sp?)*


JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded.


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Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 5:42 pm
Hjernespreng please take this policaltribe over to our sister site: PolitiFake.com...they will love you there!
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 5:39 pm
Yes, perhaps it is a jedi mindtrick. It sure as hell worked when he burned the republicans in his recent speech on healthcare :p
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:06 am
Yeah, tits survived. (As they should). I'm done now.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:05 am
For the sake of learning the boundaries, I'll use George Carlin's 7 words: shit, fuck, piss, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, and tits. I guess I now have to wash my hands with soap.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:03 am
Has anyone else noticed that the new censorship software knocks out clean words too. class, bass, analysis, crass, grass, assassin, etc.
HAHA - April 11, 2009, 4:02 pm
He is so weak he couldnt do a mind trick.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:15 am
whites in America are more color-blind than in the past, it also proved that blacks in America are not more color-blind since 95% of the black vote went to him. Racism and discrimination is real regardless of the color of its source.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:13 am
purpose #2 use race to elevate yourself. I got over the historic part of the first half African Am. as president on Nov 5th. His actions in the first 2 months show that my vote against him was correct. He's a socialist. While his election does prove that
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:11 am
Mob, I never said racism is dead. My point is we shouldn't be dividing ourselves up as Americans based on stupid differences like race. Identify racists and shun them. Mark is correct that BHO used, in part, race to win the election. As stated before in
Elder God Douchebag - March 30, 2009, 10:27 am
Stop telling people to make peace with me, Mark. Now people won't leave me alone.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:22 am
I volunteer to make love with Condoleezza Rice! *Please wear the boots, please wear the boots, please wear the boots*
Mark - March 30, 2009, 10:03 am
I almost forgot...Porcelina agreed with WTFO!!! It's yet another sign of the apocolypse. Make peace with your God while there is still time or if you don't believe in God start making love with wild abandon. THE END IS NEAR!
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:59 am
...Ms. Rice has pretty much kept her mouth shut about him, but I think either one of them would have made a far better president than BHO.
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:58 am
...kind of policies Colin Powell or Condoleezza Rice would have had if they were running for president but chances are that I would have voted for them because they are far more conservative than BHO. I know that Colin Powell endorsed BHO and that...
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:53 am
I think the point to be made here is that race is what got BHO elected. He wasn't elected in spite of his race he was elected because of his race. I didn't vote for him, not because he was black, but because I don't like his policies. I don't know what...
mobius - March 30, 2009, 1:51 am
that as plain as possible. You speak as though racism is completely dead in the U.S. Look around, and you might see that's not at all the case.
mobius - March 30, 2009, 1:50 am
Ah, bifurcation. Also good. My original point was that I am glad that the first black president has been elected, which is indisputable proof that the U.S. is becoming more "color-blind." I apologize if that's not what you took out of it; i tried to make
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:53 am
Here are two equally dumb statements: an ignorant white guy saying "I can't get a job because of affirmative action" and a guy of any other color, "I can't get a job because I'm not white". Both are lame excuses that remove responsibility from the idiot.
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:51 am
skin color is only useful for two purposes: 1. to keep people down or 2. to somehow elevate yourself. Which is your purpose?
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:51 am
In their time it did. Maybe you should buy a calendar; it's 2009 and we should be moving to an America that is color-blind. That was MLK's dream or are you ignoring that fact? Keep racism alive if it suits your needs though, mobius. Dividing people by
mobius - March 30, 2009, 12:43 am
Hah. An ad hominem argument. That's good. Tell Harriet Tubman, Malcom X, MLK Jr., Rosa Parks, or Frederick Douglas that race has absolutely nothing to do with anything. I'm sure they will agree.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:58 pm
Wow! I've had Porc come to my defense?! A red letter day. I'm a little frightened that we agree on something, I wouldn't be surprised if you're a little scared too. v/r,
Porcelina - March 29, 2009, 5:04 pm
I think he is an intelligent individual to make that statement. Race has absolutely nothing to do with anything, it is simply a pigment and should not be a factor in anything you small minded little shit.
mobius - March 29, 2009, 5:01 pm
Who are you to say what should or shouldn't have significance to other voters?
Elder God Douchebag - March 24, 2009, 12:17 am
You mean to say elections AREN'T about underhanded tactics? This just destroys all I know to be real..
WTFO - March 24, 2009, 12:14 am
they can gain power. I think it is disgraceful that our President and his campaign used the Race Card every time they were criticized. He leveraged his race to get elected. So at best, it's an achievement gained thru underhanded tactics.
WTFO - March 24, 2009, 12:12 am
I disagree. His race has no signficance to me and shouldn't to other Americans. I personnaly don't give a flip about anyone's race because I believe we are all Americans. Color is just another way politicians divide us and turn us against each other so
Mobius - March 23, 2009, 10:58 am
No, I'm saying I laud the man for being black and the President of the United States. Regardless of his political stances, that's a pretty weighty achievement.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:18 am
Are you suggesting I am racist or a bigot? Let's not forget that with 95% of the African Am. vote behind his election, there was racism working for him as well.
Mobius - March 22, 2009, 5:52 pm
Hopefully our next president will overcome the same racial bigotry Obama has. Maybe he'll be gay.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
I'll take a whiskey sour. I must admit that I'm surprised this poster got so much attention so fast. I only made it last night.
Toussaint - February 28, 2009, 9:53 pm
Mark said it well enough for me & I don't drink, but I'll be the designated driver.
Sean - February 28, 2009, 9:52 pm
To my knowlege that may be the cleverest way I have ever been called a "cheap drunk". Mark Twain had nothing on you. Cheers.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 9:16 pm
How about if we all stay here together? I'll buy us all a beer and we can all laugh while you're being intentionally funny.
Sean - February 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
Now there's an idea ... both you's guys go off and get shitfaced somewhere's else. There ain't one intentially funny thing in any of your comments here ... not that I read them ... life's too short.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 5:02 pm
We should probably discuss this over a beer or ten...first round is on me. Enjoy the game.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 5:01 pm
housing mess was also caused by the greed of the banks in trying to up their financials as well, so there is plenty of blame to go around. I'm hopping off the soapbox and am going to grab a beer and watch a game.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:59 pm
But due to loss of income(s) have not been able to keep it. I don't think that it's their fault for losing the house becuase their company went overseas, nor are they welfare slackers, but they could've used some help just the same. Don't forget the...
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:56 pm
each other. That is one of the things that makes this country great, in so much as we can completely disagree on how to accomplish something, but still respect the opinions of the other. I have friends of mine who played by the rules when buying a house..
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:53 pm
Fair enough. I just hope that both parties can put aside all the b.s. and work toward the betterment of the country. I will be the 1st one to face you, out of respect, if I am wrong. But that is only cuz we can have dialogue w/o becoming retarded with..
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:42 pm
Marduke - I'm not sure if during my rant I answered your question, but yes, let me be the first in line to apologize if BHO fixes our problems. That's it...I'm done.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:40 pm
...to read the writing on the wall. They believe whatever the media tells them. 99 percent of them think we live in a democracy when this country was formed as a Republic and remains a Republic. That same 99 percent don't even know the difference.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
I'm sorry that you're going to have to listen to more rants about socialism than you want to but I'm ranting more than I should have to. I have deep fears for the future of my country because I believe most of my countrymen have become too complacent...
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
If I hadn't made my house payments the Cook County Sheriff would have thrown my ass in the street and the bank would have boarded up the windows pending sale. But now BHO is going to save everyone who can't make their payments and he's using my money.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:30 pm
Now my tax dollars are going to save some deadbeat's mortgage. I sold my home in Chicago in 2005 for $230K. It's now trashed and on the market again for $61K. That's less than what I paid for it in 1984. That's what happens when there's no money down.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:28 pm
Our financial crisis was brought about by the share the wealth mentality in the housing market. People bought homes with no money down that they couldn't afford and then walked away like they were just renters. Actually that's what they really were.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:25 pm
I hope BHO does well. Because if he does well the country does well and I do well. However I don't want this to be a socialist government. I've worked hard for what I have and I don't see the need to share it with those who haven't worked at all.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 3:54 pm
How about come up with something different than another socialism rant. When Obama finishes 8 years and our country's better off, will you be in line to apologize or toe the line that it isn't fixed unless a repub does it. That would be weak minded.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
Old and stale? He's only been in office for a little over a month. You want to try old and stale? Try 8 years of GWB jokes. BHO says that he's been to 57 states and it's OK, but everyone claims GWB was stupid. Let me tell you about old and stale.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 1:07 pm
Your comments make me laugh so hard I start to cry. So anyone with a different view is weak minded or a simpleton...Your constant "boy who cried wolf" act is getting old and stale.
Toussaint - February 28, 2009, 11:00 am
Sadly, many Americans just are that weak minded and simpletons.


THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!!


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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:27 am
boe, which implies that he OWES his supporters. Whereas, his opponent spent the capped amount they both agreed to prior to Mr. Moneybags seeing a shortcut.
boeweizer - October 9, 2009, 3:10 pm
yeah but it wasn't his money he spent
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:52 am
Again, you're bringing up this false accusation? If you'd like I can explain how Mark ended up with my name, but you obviously don't care about truth, just attacking anyone who dares to disagree with you. BTW, brainiac. How come mine doesn't say Mark?
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:43 am
No, whats truly pathetic, is that you dont know that it posts your other aliases when you post. MARK, uh i mean WTFO, or whoever you have created today to agree with yourself. :)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:14 am
Any proof? No. You just can't handle the fact that there might be more than one person here that disagrees with the POTUS and you. Truly pathetic.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:21 am
Dont feel bad Canada, most of the people that agree with WTFO are in fact, WTFO himself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 8:01 pm
Any time you right wing hate monger....XD
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:16 am
the great observation and giving me a chance to explain my position.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:15 am
Moo+, you make an excellent point sir. However, this particular man spent $620M more than his campaign rival since he backed down from his promise (1st of many now) to use govt funds with a cap. Therefore, I think the poster is still relevant. Thanks for
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:14 am
Mr. R. Thanks. I'm glad to see my words aren't just wasted on idiot pedophiles like Zed who won't listen to facts.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:38 pm
hey zed, anonymous means not to divulge an idenity, which im making here
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:22 pm
Buy a dictionary. That's not what Anonymous means.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:20 am
hey fucktard Zed! by anonymous i mean that my opinions in this place have direct consequences on the performance of my posters as well as the the strength of my future opinions hold. unlike you i cannot just change my name without a loss.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:33 am
So we're not going to talk about tits? :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:28 am
I ask this as a friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:28 am
Hey WTFO. don't most Presidents spend more money attaining office then they will earn holding it? Isn't the whole point to serve your citizens as a leader and not to turn a profit? Will you agree that this poster might be a bit ill conceived?
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:21 am
So yeah, tits are great. In fact, I thought of creating a museum based solely on tits and the titacular titnacity of Tittendom. It shall be called, wait for it....the Titsonian. Anybody with funding or tits welcome. Tits.
MrRandom - July 23, 2009, 1:58 am
Off topic, but I still love seeing you rip into badly thought out attacks WTFO
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:51 am
BTW Canada, thanks for stepping up against just another liberal hater who doesn't care about facts with those he/she disagrees with. Slander and stupidity rule the day with people like Zed.
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:50 am
Westboro shows that you are a complete idiot. Most conservatives (especially Palin who's son serves in the military) despise the church's cause and their methods of protesting military funerals.
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:48 am
the UAW's buying of Dems has ultimately paid off again since they will have a lion's share of the ownership of both Chrysler and GM and get to select the majority of the board members. Finally, your comparing Palin supporters with those low lifes at
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:46 am
competitive. That combined with green liberal pressure to create hybred cars when they continuously failed in the market because the Toyota Prius already cornered that market. Those were major contributors to the failures of the US auto industry. Also,
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:44 am
their dues to increase their own power and they pay off Dems campaigns so they can bully the auto companies resulting in worker compensation that is $75 an hr (including lifelong benefits) compared to Toyota paying $45 an hr. That made US companies un-
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:42 am
Zed, if it matters to a drive-by attacker like you, I'm an 16+ active duty military member, not some kid living off my parents. UAW is one of the most corrupt unions in the country. Right up there with the teamsters. They bully workers to be members for
MO - July 22, 2009, 8:32 pm
Jmac with the pulp ref!! Sweet...been watching those two go at it all day. I gotta say it's been painful...so thanks for injecting something worth while!!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 6:03 pm
And who's being Anonymous? I signed my comment, or is "Canada" your real name?
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 6:03 pm
"It's not a motorcycle, it's a Chopper, baby." "Who's Chopper is this?" "It's Zed's" "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:50 pm
Canada: Get a job, too, and I might take you seriously. Well, at least as seriously as I take Palin supporters and members of the Westboro Baptist Church, which is not at all.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:53 pm
i may be the smallest contributor but i dont need to hide behind being anonymous
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:52 pm
WTFO is a major contributor to this site, while i may not agree with all of his opinions(a persons right) his opinions are often valued because they are well thought and not the rantings of an anonymous fucktard (Zed).
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:40 pm
Here's to hoping that someday you actually move out of your parents basement and get a job, so that you have to live in the REAL WORLD, WTFO.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
Corrupt UNIONS??? Due to the loss of bargaining power the unions USED to have, managers at the GM plant in Wentzville have let older workers DIE on the line before calling for an ambulance so that they don't have to pay the HOSPITAL BILL!
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:43 am
KIA, you forgot to mention that not only did GM spread itself too thin, but that the overhead costs of its employees driven by the corrupt unions (supported by the Dems), make it almost impossible to turn a profit. ANONU, big floppy boobs, mmmm.
a name of no use - July 14, 2009, 10:46 pm
Doesn't anyone just ever talk about tits anymore?
knowitall - July 14, 2009, 4:05 pm
General Motors spread itself too thin and collapses? so what let them, people will find new jobs. same for AIG, and all the banks. that's what capitalism is all about.
knowitall - July 14, 2009, 3:59 pm
WTFO i completely agree that corporate bailouts are communism in disguise and the people of this nation are too stupid to realize it. the people can't differentiate bs fear mongering the left plays on from normal ups and downs of the market
HtD - April 20, 2009, 1:16 am
This is too funny.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:48 am
switch tactics to labeling the other person as a bigot, racist, or redneck. If you are looking for racism then you can interpret anything as racist. I don't care about race, obviously you do which makes me believe YOU are the racist here. FOMF!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:46 am
How the hell is the picture of a man on a cream of wheat box racist you ignorant POS? There are white guys on Quaker oats, and KFC. Are those racial too, you moron? As I said in another post, when a liberal has no facts to back up thier position, they
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:10 pm
Justify the racial stereotypes! The cream of wheat box and others. Intelligence and eloquence do not make up for racism and bigotry
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:49 am
founded on. The govt shouldn't be forcing Americans who play by the rules and stay within their means to bail out those who don't. That is what is going on right now. The tea parties on Apr 15 were protesting that very problem. Americans need to wake up.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:47 am
expect that your opinions will change what or how I post. I guess I can say thanks for the intelligence compliment but I will respectfully disagree with your misguided/outdated assertions. I contend that this admin is destroying principles the US was
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:45 am
Also, there are posters of all kinds on this site. Humor, sexy, political, demotivational, etc. This one employs the irony of someone who can spend so much money is supposed to reign in out of control spending. Rate posters as you see fit, but don't
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:43 am
Nobody makes you "wade through" political posters (you don't actually have to click on them, it's called freedom of choice). Also, the only thing I hate is policies that are ruining the great country I defend, I don't hate the man because I don't know him
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:26 am
got out of hand. This 1 in particular is simply devoid of humor and logic. Others employ Racial stereotypes that should have died with our grandfathers. From reading your comments i can see that you are intelligent, just hopelessly misguided and outdated.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:22 am
its not the sense of humor so much as the lack of humor. As far as who i am, someone who would prefer not to have to wade through all this hate mongering to get a good laugh. I never felt the need to comment until all these non funny political posters
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 10:03 pm
balance. Also, I would like BHO to continue following the Pres Carter model of Presidency and be voted out after his first term.
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
I'm heart-broken that Canuck doesn't like my sense of humor. Oh wait...who is he? Never mind. We did get through 8 yrs of Clinton but we had a Rep Congress to block his BS for 6 of those yrs. Hopefully, we can get Congress back in 2010 to restore some...
ThePirate - April 18, 2009, 12:10 am
700,000,000 - 400,000 = 699,600,000... hardly 300 down.. but it wasn't his money.. stupid argument. We got thru 8 years of Clinton.. we'll survive
Canuck - April 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
This is the most twisted attempt at humor so far! Who the hell wants to lead a country for the money! Not funny and makes no sense.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:22 am
So he is already 300 in the hole. Dumbass. Well I guess all the people that voted for him are dumbassess.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:44 am
the blame and fall when the American people rise up with one voice and put a stop to this socialist BS.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:43 am
BCD, have you looked at the voting record of BHO when he was a Senator? (granted there isn't much of a record to look at, with all the "Not Voted" counts). BHO voted left of Reid and Pelosi. I believe he's pulling the strings and going to let them take...
BoneCD - March 16, 2009, 9:38 pm
Let's just say for argument sake that he does; With Pelosi and Reid watching his back he's domed to fail anyway
God. - March 16, 2009, 9:30 pm
Yes.


..OR SIDEBURNS -


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Achie - May 7, 2009, 11:05 am
whats this poster saying..Girls have too much attitude already...throwing on all this bke shop Xmas tree decorations only makes the attitude look like a dumbass
HC-ftw - April 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Okay, two ugly bitches. But a girl with a hawk can look pretty fuckalicious I say. And I'm a straight girl...
Porcelina - March 25, 2009, 10:39 am
*head
Porcelina - March 25, 2009, 10:38 am
If I try to read one more of ''purity''s comments I'm afraid my hear may explode x_x
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:29 am
I gotta say... I do NOT fucking get why they do UGLY fucking piercings and those retarded sideburns and weird hair and piercings is my kinda style. Monroe piercings are THE FUGLIEST things EVER. And sadly, I like punkers but a lot of them are too doglike.
Wolfie - February 6, 2009, 10:26 am
Except maybe a girl without a fucked up face and the smile of a short bus reject


Empty room -


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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:39 am
How can it be empty if its got air in it? And all those particles.... Good 1 R-69! ^!


WOMEN AND BATTERIES -


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Ragnar - March 22, 2012, 4:13 am
ouch
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:49 pm

Oh, I'm definitely a girl! Funny's funny, that's all. And I think this is funny. If somebody gets their knickers in a twist about it~~well ;>
Rick69 - March 21, 2012, 6:24 pm
Lulz... Good thing this is from a woman... or so I think... XD


I MISS YOU -




$500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything.


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rerun - April 20, 2012, 8:12 pm

wow kluk, timely reply.
kluckad91 - April 20, 2012, 6:33 pm
Blarg, you're a dumbass... You're going to constitute $500K being spent for what would (in an extremely short-term event) help a hand-full of people? You should run for office!
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:50 pm
It's how the most worthless Dems in congress stay in office.
WTFO - February 20, 2009, 8:40 pm
Then where does the $ go? And why do you have WTFO among your aliases?
Blarg - February 20, 2009, 5:17 pm
The park isn't designed by anyone, no new signage needs to be created, nobody needs to actually make the park, it just magically appears WHUT?


"CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death)


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WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:24 pm
Rational discussion is impossible with Liam based on the attacks he started with. BTW, religion had nothing to do with this topic so it is dumb to bring it up. But for the record, I'm agnostic. Enjoy your Kool-aid, I'm sure it's fruity.
lunchmeat5000 - August 29, 2009, 10:56 pm
But the most was given to special interest groups.
lunchmeat5000 - August 29, 2009, 10:56 pm
"The Liberal Media - It's only as liberal as the ultra-conservative super corporation that owns it." GE owns MSNBC, NBC, CNBC. Immelt, GE's CEO, is on the economic advisory board for Obama. Looking at his contributions, both parties are almost equal.
MO - August 29, 2009, 1:58 pm
Yeah, ummm Liam? Did you get the memo? We're now putting all long winded Political rants in the forum. Mmmmkay?
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:26 pm
The Liberal Media - It's only as liberal as the ultra-conservative super corporation that owns it.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:25 pm
Woops, thought Derek was the author. Derek is right. No matter how left a conservative wants to make a liberal out to be he's still most likely on the right side of the fence.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:23 pm
No he can't explain his analysis. That's because he's a brainless halfwit that takes whatever filth fox propoganda network wants to spew his way and takes it to heart. Just like his religion, he believes in whatever he hears without ever questioning.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 12:16 am
I would say it's pretty clear. Take a look at any of the First World (as opposed to Third World) nations... I believe he has a valid point.
WTFO - August 24, 2009, 12:02 am
DB, either he can't or he hasn't re-visited this poster in a while. I'd be interested in the analysis that supports his position as well.
Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:09 am
US citizens don't seem to know they are part of the most right-wing first-world nation on Earth (except perhaps Singapore.) Obama is right-wing by any present-day measure.
Toussaint - March 2, 2009, 11:10 am
Instant classic poster
Chard - March 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
It is a fact that obama said that in a speech, and that that poster wasn't made by a fourteen year old arkansan with paint.


OLD GLORY - Mr. President, you're holding it backwards.


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...... - December 24, 2008, 11:53 pm
but at least your good to go, cause he will change everything and never fuck up. and now blacks have a reason to love america again. ....yay
...... - December 24, 2008, 11:50 pm
its cute how you all think he is such a retard. honestly people. just stop with the dumb shit. your hero and savior has been elected so you can all hug and embrace diversity. oh man im gonna puke.
Matters_Not - December 24, 2008, 11:47 pm
te reason the American flag appears backwards on ACU's is because it symbolizes the flag being led into battle. thats why you see it on right shoulder of a soldier facing the way the president has it. ive learned to just laugh at all you bush bashers.
me - December 3, 2008, 5:28 pm
it isn't backwards on their sleeves...that would be the direction the flag would be facing if it were flapping in the breeze instead of a patch on their arm. bush just standing there though..well i dunno maybe he's giving the troops a shout out.
de - December 2, 2008, 10:39 pm
idk if some of u retards have ever seen a us military uniform or not but the patches on their uniform is a backward flag its not always left to right dumbshits
Sammi - October 18, 2008, 7:36 pm
Just have to say, it's possible that the maker of this Motifake just flipped the picture...
RnR - August 14, 2008, 9:39 am
he should keep the family traditions up... and vomit on the lap a hi-ranking Chinese official...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 9:07 am
How about a nice game of solitaire, Mr Bush?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 9:06 am
Must be that mind control kicking in. Bush goes to China, a nation his own family has a long relationship with, and ends up looking drunk, has wounds on his arm, and holds the flag wrong! Sounds like the Manchurian Candidate to me!
Chris - August 14, 2008, 7:43 am
Next time you see a soldier, look at his right sleeve.


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Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
So true... 5L, more if I could


I'MMA LET YOU FINISH.... -


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Reality Lord - March 3, 2013, 9:03 pm

they play the same game as the bad guys...they just play it better.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 8:04 pm
foreign policy is where americans suck at ! Tht's why they follow their leaders and propaganda, it's so much easier !
Dekker451 - September 24, 2011, 12:02 am
Imadinnerjacket isn't Arab. He's Persian.
Verdeckt - September 23, 2011, 12:18 am
You capitali5t pig dog, you


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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:21 am
Sweeeeeet! 5 goth lions!


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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm

fantactic.


CHUCKTATORSHIP -




THE DARK SIDE - Quicker, easier, more seductive. Who doesn't like seductive?




SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade


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Verdeckt - August 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
Poster is almost 2 years old. There's a reason political posters now reside at Politifake.
falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:13 pm
P-P-P-Politifai!
Sean - September 5, 2009, 3:13 pm
"bridges to nowhere" ... OMG, Obama's a closet Republican. Ask him a question for me: what has two skis, a tread, and goes like a bat outta hell (or Palin outta office)? If he says "snow machine" instead of ski-doo ... GOP operative!
LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 8:58 am
I thought he/she/it had just signed their real name to their comment.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 5:56 pm
taxes are being increased for businesses, investors and those in a position to hire other Americans while the Welfare state is being increased with more Earned Income Credit. If you think that is stimulus, then you are the ignorant asshole.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 5:55 pm
Paranoia, so you believe that increased spending to build dog parks, bridges to nowhere, nature trails, study of pig farts, catfish genome research is the way to get us out of recession? What about illegal actions of the govt in private industry? BTW,
Paranoia - June 21, 2009, 3:59 am
It's an economic fact that during a recession the government needs to increase spending and decrease taxes, or I suppose you enjoy recession? Ignorant asshole.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:48 am
Wow, what great debates and positions. Drive-by attacks from ass-holes. That sooo hurts my feelings. Um, nope not really. You two dumbasses prove how vicious and completely unintelligent the FAR-LEFT have become. Get a room and go fuck yourselves.
:)))) YAY IS RIGHT U ARE A CUNT - May 10, 2009, 10:00 pm
WTFO keep talking your the only guy here who embaresses himself just by opening their moronic fascist mouth HAHAH!
BA - May 10, 2009, 9:58 pm
WTFO please get a life you virgin!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:39 pm
Self appointed MotiFake "funny" police: the retarded step-children of mall cops. Why don't you eat a donut, ogle the jailbait and STFU, Canuck.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:19 pm
Bring back the funny!
Marduke - April 30, 2009, 11:43 am
BoneCd, (Laughing) I do think both sides have that in common. Next beer or three is on me, then we'll really see how off topic we can really get.
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 10:56 am
republic = Republicans
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 10:55 am
It's how we Republic are Marduke...We can never stay on message
Marduke - April 30, 2009, 10:07 am
I wish you guys would make up your minds. Is it socialist, socialist leaning, communist, hell I even seen him named as the incarnation of the anti-christ. Is there some right wing think tank that comes up with the "name of the week" game.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 1:52 am
Yet another idiot defending the horrible policies of a socialist leaning President by attacking his critics with the "racist" label. Fuck you and your assertion.
YAY! - April 29, 2009, 10:40 pm
Thanks to fiscal conservatism America is in deep financial shit. What you need right now is a good dose of Socialiasm, pitty Obama isnt a real socialist but conservatives would call him anything cause they hate that a black man is telling them what to do
Mark - February 26, 2009, 5:15 pm
If only the blind could see.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:07 am
Not fuck me. We are all fucked my friend.
jackass joker - February 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
guess what then F*** you Comrade!!
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 11:51 am
Go for it, dude. I think I first encountered that word in Tim Harford's book The Undercover Economist. Dumb title, kinda, but really good book. His follow-up was even better. Sorta economics for the lay-person. Bye.
WTFO - February 12, 2009, 8:26 pm
Sean, very nice word. I am truly impressed. With your permission, I'll have to use that in an upcoming poster. Thanks
Sean. - February 12, 2009, 8:11 pm
P.s.: kleptocracy is not socialism.
Sean. - February 12, 2009, 8:06 pm
Why does Big Gov't look so much like Rush Limbaugh? Just asking.
WTFO - February 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
LD, you forgot the reference to passing the stimulus immediately to avoid a "catastrophe". Scary stuff.
LogicDude - February 12, 2009, 9:30 am
Early quote: "We need to move away from and stop the politics of fear!" Last week: "If we don't pass this stimulus bill, we may NEVER recover!" A little contradictory, no?


- An insult used by those who wish for a failure instead of a success in order to say they were right


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Bartimaeus - December 16, 2009, 1:23 am
I thought politifake.org was supposed to eliminate the need for this sort of debate...mbq
Ponjiu Kublic - December 16, 2009, 1:20 am
Well, uh, gee. If socialism were so great, it would not be an insult would it? But you implicitly admit that it is. On the other hand, COMMUNIST fits better. When a statement of fact IS an insult.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:18 am
The USSR wasn't any more Socialist than the People's Democratic Republic if China is Democratic or a republic, either one.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:16 am
Right-wingers can't seem to get their heads out of the Cold War long enough to remember that it was the *Communists* who were running their economies into the ground trying to deny their people freedom and liberty.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Too bad for the Republicans that Canada and most of Europe have proved that Socialism, in the context of a democracy, CAN work.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:36 am
I'm afraid not. It's an accurate description of the man's policies and actions spoken out of genuine concern for the country and the direction it's headed in. It has nothing to do with who's "right". You as most leftists miss the entire point.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:05 pm
Name.... you stealing quotes from Plato again?
a name of no use - July 5, 2009, 11:01 pm
Can't people just use the internet to jerk off like God intended?
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:47 pm
And now my avatar is gone....time to introduce.....ELMO!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:46 pm
I can always count on you aggy. To reign me in when I start getting all nimbly bimbly. Thanks...
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
MO, it's a lofty wish indeed... utopian, even. But then you'll get others wanting animal cruelty removed, religious removed, canadian references removed, girls that won't have sex with you removed, etc... you get it.
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:21 pm
Mr Motifake, I am writing you to BEG and PLEAD you to create a thrid site. A site dedicated for ploitical use only. Can you take a vote of some kind? A voting button for yea or nay? Something? These politifakes are out of control. Thanks, MO.
Anonymous2 - July 5, 2009, 8:15 pm
Idiot - a word describing someone who thinks the man named "Most Liberal U.S. Senator" will "govern from the middle" as President.


MR M -




Countdown To Zero -


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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".


ILLUSIONIST -


TAGS: illusionist everyday pretending inside dying
Rating: 4.48/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, but yes, so the differences even themselves out I say
Rick69 - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm
Cheers except for one thing... Yours is far better in most ways... That really is a good one... Only I beat you by 2 months... =D
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:26 pm
Nice one, reminds me of my one #152314 just shorter and more compact
maoworks2 - January 31, 2012, 8:15 am
Hit's Home, Very True 5L Your On A Roll Keep Up The Good Work.
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:30 pm
Everyone is human... sad. But it's also human to cry.


SIDE DIRT - When "wash me" just doesn't cut it.


TAGS: side dirt
Rating: 3.75/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:37 am
Before it was laziness that would not let him wash it. Now it is the fact that his van is on display. Can't get past the glass. So sad.


KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed


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Rating: 3.2/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 12:58 am
No man survives when freedom fails, The best men rot in filthy jails, And those who cry ‘appease, appease’ Are hanged by those they tried to please.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:41 pm
space cake now. Thanks for the extra "space", Porc.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:40 pm
Haar points out. I do disagree on his statement that all rich folks get there by screwing over other people. There are some in that category and other who truly earned their wealth through honest and honorable means. That is all, I'm just going to eat my
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:39 pm
TTH, yeah I know I can sound like a broken record. But I'm passionate about the country I defend and am truly concerned with its current direction. Neither party is anywhere close to perfect and too many politicians don't care about regular folks like
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:35 pm
I'll have a plate with Chocolate Silk pie and a slice of Porc's space cake, please.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:58 am
computers, and that's all we're going to be until the rest of civilization wakes up and says, you know what, the world does not revolve around me. Wow, this is some great weed.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:57 am
We like being rich. We like living comfortably, and if it means some people in the world have to starve, fuck it. They had their chance. People like to think we're highly evolved or perfectly created or whatever, but the fact is, we're just monkeys with
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:55 am
The same goes with globalization. One thing people are afraid of is inevitability, so they try to slow it down. They say that sovereignty is the most important thing a country must keep to survive. The fact of the matter is, all they're saying is fuck you
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:53 am
shiny things, which is indicative of a lower class of creature, yet money is the reason we are so technologically advanced, partially because trying to do the impossible is something any human plans to achieve, but mostly, we just want to get paid. A lot.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:49 am
You know, the thing about wealth is that people think of it as power or a way of attaining the means to live in luxury. The truth is, it's just motivation. We as a species, for all our discoveries and all of our triumphs, are still a species obsessed with
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:24 am
What blows me away in this great country is that we think everyone with wealth is a philanthropic saint. The only way to get wealth is to screw over a whole bunch of people, but they're supposed to magically change when they're rich. Whatever.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:17 am
symbolic of the big businesses that call the shots. I know we all want the Bill Gates' of the world to be great guys and give us all the benefits we can handle, and take care of us in our old age, after all we've done for them, but it just ain't so.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:14 am
can mindlessly do what they're told. Politicians in this country, for all the left-right rhetoric, wouldn't be politicians if they weren't able to do what they're told, either. Insurance companies are the greatest scam ever created, but they're fairly
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:11 am
George Carlin, for all his anger, was absolutely right. the system doesn't work, and it hasn't worked for 30 years. I'd go one farther and say 50 years, though. There's no advantage to business to have an intelligent workforce. Business needs drones that
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am
*affiliation. And the first one to yell spell check is a hypocritical douche.
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am
Hey, a douche is a douche in my eyes, no matter what political sffiliation. To be honest, I think we should just tear this motherfucker down and start all over again, but we as a species are not smart enough to make anarchy truly work.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:06 am
And many on both the left and the right have swallowed the bullshit, hook, line, and sinker - as is evident in the political rhetoric so frequently put up here. A conservative tool or a liberal tool is still just a tool.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:02 am
Out of curiosity, does anyone really think their elected representative, Republican OR Democrat, gives a rats-ass about them? Maybe if you're the heir to Dow-Corning. That isn't you, and it isn't me. We're nothing more than tools for the system.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:45 am
Aggy argues his political feelings. But he never Initiates any politifake bullshit. So Aggy FTW.
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Huffs and puffs....holy crap!! I just tried to read two days worth of???? Aggy? You my friend got a bad rap on this whole deal...not that i've been on here forever but dammmmn!! In the short time that I have you may have mentioned politics like....twice?
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:24 am
I don't have that one. Should have caught the seven word thing.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:22 am
Better than a stick in the eye is an snfu album
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:21 am
I hear the voices but i cant make out the words
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:19 am
stick'in in my eye?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:17 am
Better than a stick in the eye
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:15 am
maybe sparkly instead of shiny
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am
Sticky with a shiny veneer kinda like a little geode.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am
Wow, You don't know Ideal or SNFU....... The One Voted Most Likely To Succeed
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am
Purple and sticky is better
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am
If you swear you'll catch no fish.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:11 am
Something green and leafy this way comes.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:10 am
I love me lucky charms. They're magically delicious.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:09 am
hahaha. WTFO loves me space cake xD
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:08 am
hard too play poker on "space cake" but I trust you enjoyed the foliage at the poker game?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:07 am
I'm still thinkin space cake
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:06 am
no way. no chocolate. Except, maybe, french vanilla or whatever it's called
moooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:05 am
Chocolate creme pie?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am
"Like" not "Kike" but that too.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am
;_; all this talk about pie..... and cake... and other non-chocolate yum yums
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am
More kike thick pads on the walls and 1 hour of internet time per day.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am
You guys are no fun tonight. Blueberry
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am
Good choice. Good choice.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am
This guy is still talkin about the red menace like its the 50's. he obviously needs to take a pill and mellow out a bit. I imagine he lives in some kinda bunker and has thick bars on the windows. Get with the times ole fella it's not your world anymore!
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am
Key Lime.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am
So banana creme is what you're trying to say?
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am
Best line of the evening, P.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am
No Guinness today. But I was irritated, so I did what italian guys do... called my gf, she wasn't available, so I got a pizza. Done.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:00 am
I think it would be best to just drop it at this point and to spare drama.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:59 am
Well said, TTH.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am
As the quote goes; You're talkin' to me all wrong - the wrong tone....
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am
He hit's everyone wrong. Just have another Guinness. The voices will go away.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am
Aggy if you just imagine how worked up he gets about this stuff it's totally worth it. I can picture him pounding on his keyboard and wiping spit off the monitor. I dont care about politics so i get a kick out of those who take it so seriously
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:55 am
I know, mooooo. Timmys aren't irritating... comical at best. This had ego behind it, and it hit me wrong.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:54 am
There might be 5 that I can think of. But when the heap and I realized that we lived in the same Province it wasn't hard to figure out how close our towns are.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am
I don't think there are even 42 regulars...? Then again, I've strayed from the poster section of MF for a bit, I could be wrong
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am
Don't worry Aggy. I used to feel compelled to respond to neurotics on this site. Then I realized that WTFO is a person too. JK
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
Well we are Canadian. There are like 42 of us total. and it's not fucking "cute"
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
That was my first and last time. Stupid to engage him.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
Strawberry shortcake definitely I love a redhead!
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
I say ignore elder god Timmy. Maybe he'll go away.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
Strawberry short cake ftw
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
no offense wtfo but can you say broken record?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
well, isn't that cute
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:46 am
Strawberry shortcake or devils food?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
spend that on cars, food, etc. As opposed to giving it to major corporations that will blow it, and will not receive any business anyways
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
And tonight The heap attended my poker game. BTW Heap. same time next week.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
Some socialist actions are needed, though. However, he is making all the wrong decisions. This whole stimulus bullshit is being spent on the wrong things. If all this money was returned to the people it would stimulate the economy because people would
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
Yeah porcelina we realized that the other night before you starting pushing us around. My mother always warned me about you American girls.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am
to undo. Also, giving out massive entitlement programs will be difficult to pay for for everyone. If the rich business owners are taxed harder, they just pass their expenses to everyone via higher prices or employee layoffs.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am
That night you said we should get a thread we were just figuring out that we lived 40 mins away from eachother.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am
so is there like a statute of limitations on politifakes? Or do we just get a new bunch of bitches every 4-8 years?
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am
We do now. thanks to motifake.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am
I think it's pretty cool that just when we needed a fifth. someone I met on motifake turns out to live so close. You are uglier than we expected though.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am
Porc, I didn't know that you developed an ax to grind. The true fire happened in the forums, but I'm done with egd. I don't believe that Obama will make the country communist. But, some of his actions may lead to govt socialist actions that are very hard
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am
O_O do you two know eachother outside of Motifake?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am
I think yours was walking my dog when you put it in the oven
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am
We know. We're just jerking your chain.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am
we know i was just trying to include you
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am
I re-red the box and It is supposed to be thawed, so I think maybe we should have had a woman heat it up for us.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am
The dog is a distraction like a magicians assistant
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am
>_> i wasn't being serious when I said that.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am
yeah thanks for the game. Do you think perhaps that pizza was supposed to go in the oven still frozen maybe? oops dont wanna piss off porcelina better get a thread!
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am
FYI. Don't play poker with TheTrashHeap. He cheats and somehow the dog is in on it.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Made it home safe, Eh?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:35 am
Blueberry all the way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:25 am
I understand everyone's point of view here. I have weighed all the pros and cons.......I still like strawberry-Rhubarb the best.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am
manipulate the country into believing that is best (sorta how he did so with this election..)
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am
WTFO, don't bother. It's one of those "I ownz da internetz, I gotz a gimmick. I tink i r intimidating. Fear mee!" Just don't bother. Anyways, on the topic at hand- I don't believe him turning this into a communist country is a threat, unless he is able to
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Yeah. I got a shock in my living room.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 12:53 am
Ran off for a few hours to put out a few acres of real fire (love those grass fires when there's no wind)... Guess the action was all here.
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:43 am
*play wrestling ("ply" sounds suspect)
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am
-er cranked up to full blast? Eh?
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am
Oh yeah??? If he's not a real god, then how come when I pissed him off with my earlier comment I got such a shock in my own living room -- while wearing my velvet track suit and ply wrestling with my cats on the plush shag carpetting with the de-humidi-
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:25 pm
Not at all. I'm secure enough in my manhood that I don't have to pretend to be some kind of "god" with mystical powers to beef up my ego.
a name - June 27, 2009, 11:21 pm
Pot calling the kettle black, much?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:13 pm
You and so many others rush to defend his BS policies and attack anyone who questions him. Again, you prove the point of a pathetic computer nerd who can talk tough when typing but hides behind mamma's apron in real life.
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:59 pm
How is he my messiah, exactly? And I really would like to see you try to mop the floor with me. You'd be slightly distracting for the five seconds you weren't beating off to the 8-year abortion that was the Bush administration.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:54 pm
floor with you ignorant ass. Really is a shame that the computer lets little dicks like you pretend to be tough.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
Is that all you got? You are a pathetic little loser. Why don't you watch the news once in a while and see how your messiah has jacked up the economy and turned his back on our allies to appease our enemies. BTW, don't think this "gramps" can't mop the
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:49 pm
Listen, Gramps. The Red Scare's been over for a long time. I know that's a frightening thought for you, but Communism's not a threat. To to say it ever HAS been.


A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"


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Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:35 pm
He was referring to the British monarchy. DC is only 521 leagues (or 1800 miles) for me. I opened my window and yelled, but it only pissed off the gophers.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:32 pm
Haarakkon - Would you care to explain that? I assume he was speaking about the government in England.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:27 pm
There is something very unnatural and odious in a government a thousand leagues off. - John Adams, letter to Abigail Adams, May 17, 1776
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 6:03 pm
Guilty as charged. I liked it, so I brought it here.
KDP3 - March 29, 2009, 10:05 am
you got that from Glenn Beck. :D


BOOGERS - When I pick mine, I like to call them "dirty, dirty Jews" before I eat them. Watch...




IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking.


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Rating: 3/5

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culos - February 3, 2010, 6:20 am
*moved*
culos - February 3, 2010, 6:20 am
You to begin with Fred, way to go commenting on an old and exhausted thread. Politifakes have now move to the Politifake.org site!
fred - February 3, 2010, 5:37 am
I'm curious. Just what sort of percentage of US conservatives are retarded?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 11:52 pm
Devils food......happy now?, No worries, I'm just jerkin yer chain.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
Just offering facts to the debate. Not attacking and I still prefer cake to pie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
Strawberry Rhubarb. A la mode.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
their profit margin was only 3.4% (beverages were 25.9% to compare). Here's the link - http://www.usnews.com/money/blogs/flowchart/2009/08/25/why-health-insurers-make-lousy-villains.html - surprise, Washington D.C. lied again.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:42 pm
Derek, if he's a disaster for lawyers then why doesn't his healthcare plan go for tort reform which has proven to drive down costs in states that have tried it? Also, "over-paid private" insurance providers is a misleading statement I think. Last year
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
Dave, exactly correct.
dave - October 30, 2009, 12:41 am
i didnt, but it wouldnt surprise me. they all want something for nothing at whatever cost to anyone else.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 4:19 pm
A disaster for weapons manufacturers, lawyers and over-paid private (non) providers perhaps.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:07 am
tires if they don't go along with the policy to bill the company a full hour when the clock out even 1 or 2 minutes into that hour. Unions had their time and place, but no longer IMO.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:06 am
purple shirts are no better than the teamsters union. Did you see the video of a SEIU beating up a preacher handing out signs outside of a townhall meeting. Yeah, unions are great for the US. In my brother's company, the small union will slash members'
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:05 am
Welcome, Dave (late or not). To me Social Security looks like a ponzi scheme. I pay into it with a promise of return later while the govt takes my money for those who paid in the past (after taking their cut). Sorry to hear you're a part of SEIU. Those
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:05 pm
not to be a paying member of the unuion, I am still forced to pay my "fair share", which is only about $20 or $30 less than actual union members pay.
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:04 pm
into something, ie social security, doesnt mean you agree with it. you dont have a choice. Its the same for the god-awful union. My line of work is covered by SEIU. I personally think the people at SEIU are morons, and even though I have decided not
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:03 pm
pay into unemployment insurance, unless you are a business owner. Unemployment insurance is paid for 100% by the employer, which is why they have the right to appeal an employees claim for unemployment insurance benefits. Second, just because you pay
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:02 pm
Call me a little late in the game, but this is in response to first comment about the social security and unemployment insurance. First of all, I work for the state of california in the unemployment insurance division, and I can tell you that none of us
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:48 am
Damn that's funny, AD. Sean, thanks for the reference.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:43 am
"Human Action. A Treatise on Economics." His masterpiece. But you can also find that argument in his book entitled "Socialism".
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:42 am
Change You Can Relieve In!!!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:41 am
We need a catchy slogan..."Change" seems to work and it applies (in a different way) here too.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:40 am
Ahhhhhhh.... ok, got the reference now. Thanks for revisiting that cold case.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:39 am
Hmmmmm... Depends for Florida. I like the platform.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:36 am
Digging way back, AD. The wrestling reference was to Dwayne Johnson (the Rock) whose catch line was "If you smell...what the Rock is cooking".
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:34 am
Maybe instead of free health care for FL we can get them free Depends undergarments. What do you think?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:33 am
Ugh! I don't wanna be like every other lying politician who subscribes to "the ends justifies the means" when it comes to campaigns. That's one of the things screwing up the system now. There has to be another way.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:21 am
Eh.... campaign promises. Whatever it takes to get into office, then we fix things.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, I missed that work by Ludwig Von Mises. I'll have to look that up. AD, offering free healthcare to the most geriatric state in the Republic might be cost-prohibitive.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:20 am
Russia and America are now, after many years, showing the pitfalls of their systems. It's great to not only study, but to watch it as it happens.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:16 am
Offering healthcare to the elderly should net that state, hands down. If not, we'll hire Microsoft to develop a new voting system.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:16 am
should have won him the Nobel prize in economics. In a fair world it woud have.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:15 am
sorry to quipple WTFO, but in theory socialism and communism can't work. Ludwig Von Mises proved that economic calculation and therefore the efficient production and distribution of goods cannot take place unless there is a market in place. That ...
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am
What do we do about FL voting machines?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Not much. We're just trying to save the world that's all. Come on in and join us as our NORAD ally.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am
I'm currently working on getting the punch-card voting system in place for Nevada... just in case they aren't leaning our way in 2012.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:12 am
ok I'm back, what did I miss?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:08 am
govt running banks, auto industries, taxing the wealthy heavily to pay for everything, and pushing for nationalized health care. I'm afraid we're about to be hit by a truck playing in the street.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:07 am
gain, which is why communism always fails. Socialism is the middle of the road between Capitalism and Communism. The US has had it's foot in the street on some social issues since the Great Depression. However, now we are running into the street with the
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:05 am
in govt who want to "spread the wealth around". Let me put it this way: In THEORY, communism works. In theory, everyone does their best for the whole society and everyone benefits equally. In PRACTICE, humans are not ants, they do minimum effort for max
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:03 am
Nobody argues that you have to take care of those who truly cannot take care of themselves, disabled, elderly etc but like my VP said, this sense of entitlement has been and continues to tear down the American dream. Success is being penalized by those
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:01 am
Self-pride is in short supply. Everyone wants to get paid, regardless of their personal effort or value. I pay taxes to keep welfare recipients pregnant, fed and healthy while I have to pay for medical? That's unacceptable.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:59 am
It does seem extreme, Sean... especially worded like that. However, our welfare, healthcare and unemployment systems, as they stand now, are breeding laziness and senses of entitlement. It has to be wrung out of the mentality here.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:56 am
Well, we are responsible for vanilla ice... let's call it even.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:56 am
If you can't shoot 'em, deport 'em, or sterilize them, and watching them starve to death in front of their starving children does not agree with your delicate sensibilities, then you're gonna be a welfare state .... Gotta bribe the losers. Or jail 'em.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:54 am
No. Celine Deon.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am
Dumb canucks? For what? Socialized medicine?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am
Wrestling reference? I'm a bit out of touch.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am
So then you have always had socialized medicine. Just not enough of it to have most Americans as worry free on that issue as us dumb Canucks.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:49 am
The views on controlling welfare, spending, abortion, etc is, to many of those montana mountain separatists, a form of socialism... too much government control. In my opinion, if many can't do the right thing, you have to do it for them. Slippery slope.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:49 am
BTW, did anyone get the wrestling reference in this poster?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:47 am
I wonder if Biden is worse in his policies than Obama. He's proven to make more mistakes in his speaking than Bush did. I hope for the best in the economy as well but looking at the long-term impacts of these decisions, I'm not optimistic at all.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:45 am
If anything can make you appear middle-road for the other voters, it'd be a handful of my views tossed into the debate!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:45 am
Sean, like I said, no one is turned away here right now.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:44 am
I'm not as pro Obama as I could be, I'm moreso just hoping this all works out... for the sake of our economy. Only time can prove or disprove the critics. But, I already have a bead on Biden, just in case Obana gets killed.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:44 am
HELL YEAH! Agdaniele, you just made my short list for Vice President. Let's get out there and right the ship.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:43 am
Uhm, up here that's called sucking and blowing at the same time. To say we have de facto socialized medicine undercuts your point that socialized medicine is not the way to go, unless you really think people should be turned away?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am
Even moreso, I'm for drug testing everyone who gets welfare or unemployment. If you have to be clean to work, you should be clean to receive free money, healthcare and housing.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am
The system will "right" itself again, in my view and those folks who didn't run on policies or substance will be voted out eventually. "Change" is not a position, it's a stand against someone else's position.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am
The legitimately unemployed (and actively searching for work), elderly (who paid taxes/social security), and those certifiably disabled should receive free healthcare. Nobody else.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:40 am
Thankfully, those extreme ass holes haven't gotten in a position to shoot the President (any President) and I hope they never do. While I disagree with the POTUS and many Dems in Congress, I don't want to see anyone killed for disagreeing with me.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:38 am
AD, very nice description of liberal with a liberal use of adjectives. Can I add tofu-farting, cloud skipping, and tree-hugging?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:36 am
You are certainly a lightning rod, WTFO... but there's nothing wrong with getting things done while the do-nothings rally against you. And, at the risk of... hell, if Obama hasn't been shot by the so-called supremists, you're relatively safe.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:36 am
those visits. So it is widely available even if you can't afford insurance.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:35 am
Sean, right now in the US no one who shows up at a hospital can be denied treatment regardless of their ability to pay. So everyone has access, hell even illegals have access to healthcare. The hospitals get money from the govt (our taxes) to pay for
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am
And for the record, "liberal" is an abused term now. I don't like how... liberally... it's thrown arout. For me, it'll always refer to the anti-war, pro-pot legalizing, tambourine toting, anti-gun, tie-dye, freindship bracelet wearing, ponytail executives
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am
That's the problem with any bail out, eh? How to credibly say "Dang nabit, this is the last time, boys."
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am
AD, I would make a great target on the national level as President, wouldn't I? Hell, I'm a pretty good target here on Motifake.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:32 am
the devaluing of the US dollar and mass inflation for everyone on main street.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:31 am
Giving everyone access in a time of need to the "machine that goes ping!" doesn't necessarily mean that all anyone can get who can afford other euphoniusm medical devices.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:31 am
to fail and Obama has greatly expanded that. These responses are short-term fixes that don't solve the real problems and they come with long-term consequences. The selling of our debt to China and the rampant printing of cash from our mints will lead to
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:30 am
"Funny guy"? Or "Funniest guy"? Anywho, I disagree that having the gov't as the single payer medical insurance provider necessarily crowds out the market option. Insurance companies can charge premiums and they can specify the level of coverage.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:29 am
Sean, you made a great point on "moral hazard". Very commendable position. I believe that the economic issue is a perfect example of what is going on here in the US. Bush started it with TARP money and pushing for money for autos because they are too big
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:29 am
I'd vote for WTFO... it's not my cup of tea to hear constant presidential criticism, but when it comes out of the true liberals, it's amusingly whiny.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:28 am
However, with more thought, I have asked WTF,Obama a number of times.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Funny guy, made me laugh. Actually, it stands for "Over" because it changes the "WTF" from a rhetorical question to one that wants an answer.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:25 am
Fair question, Sean. The article didn't say but if we socialize our health care here, the Farrari option won't be available for anyone.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:25 am
"President WTFO"? I knew the "O" stood for Obama .... Knew it all along.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:24 am
the highways, refurbish public parks/playgrounds, Habitat for Humanity, and stuff like that). They would only have to work 30 hours a week because I want them to use the other time seeking better, more perminant employment. There's my stump speech.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:24 am
Did she have to? Or did she decide she wanted the Ferrari over the Beamer? Inquiring minds want to know!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:22 am
AD, great point on how we help others without helping ourselves and on welfare. President WTFO would institute a new plan for welfare: Able-bodied welfare recipients would have to work for the Fed, State, or County to earn their checks (pick up trash on
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:20 am
did she have to come here?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:19 am
bean-counters will do a cost-benefit-analysis and determine there isn't enough bang for the buck. I read a story the other night that said a female politician in Canada got cancer and came to the US to get treated. If govt healthcare is so good then why
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:18 am
by every hypocondriac in the US. Also, as is the case with the military, care will be rationed to save the govt money. Lastly, for those who have complications or need specialists, the doctors who specialize in those areas won't be there because the D.C.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:16 am
Great dialogue! Thanks DB for the well-wishes. I believe that for the average person, state health care can be adequate (your English examples) however, if the govt runs it, it is even more expensive than it is today. With it being free it will be abused
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:10 am
I have recently come to the belief that what makes you a Liberal, Conservative, or Libertarian stems largely from your concern over the importance or lack thereof of the "moral hazard" attributed to state action.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:05 am
Recognising that the soical safety net is an multifaceted insurance policy does not solve any problems, nor does it bring the left and the right closer together, but it does get the dialogue off to a legitimate start.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:04 am
Not to get side-tracked by the insistence that the word "socialist" be used correctly, using it to means welfare statism is not just a smear tactic, it is a category error that blinds you considering the issue correctly. ...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:02 am
Calling a "social safety net" of any sort "socialist" does not make sense. The net is a form of insurance. As such is it subject to the same problems all insurance plans (be they private or state run) have: fraud and what's called the moral hazard. ...
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:16 pm
What's more, welfare should be earned, not given.
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Ha! That's bordering on offensive, but thanks!
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:02 pm
The real problem in america is that the ones working for minumum wage, instead of getting unemployment or welfare, are without insurance and health care. We pour billions into helping other countries, but can't help our own.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:03 am
they've been jerking me around for months. I finally get to have an MRI to see what is wrong this month.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:03 am
because the govt runs the military hospitals and the health insurance program (Tricare) that me and my family use. Trust me, you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like a military hospital. I've had a serious back problem since Aug, and
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:01 am
all up to the govt to have them divvy it out to banks, autos, and dumbasses who signed up for ARM loans. Add govt controlled health care, and you have serious big govt and socialism. If the govt gets to run health care, we are all screwed. I say this
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 2:59 am
the way it's been mismanaged by the govt, it's a Ponzi scheme. Taking my money to pay others whose contributions were already spent. However, the policies now are taking all of our tax dollars, and the taxes of our kids when they get jobs and bringing it
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 2:57 am
We in uniform are taxed the same as everyone else. Unemployment insurance is not something I've ever paid into, but if injured to the point of no longer being deployable, there is the VA. I agree that Social Security is a socialist-like system. Actually,


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WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:17 pm
Tell Jagermeister that my frieds Jack, Jim and Jose are gonna kick his ass.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 7:11 pm
It wasn't me. The Jagermeister said that about you.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:07 pm
Hey, I'm not opinionated. Where'd you get that idea?
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 6:51 pm
Yeah WTFO keep spewing your Right wing communist neo marxist liberal leftist conservative Religious, anti Semitic race trading Opinions........shots anyone?
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:45 pm
want, all hospitals across the country will be run like Army hospitals. If you don't truly understand what that means, google Walter Reed Army Hospital problems and see what you get.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:43 pm
which results in delayed payment and again some claims aren't resubmitted. The medical community is screwed up all around. From the insurance agencies, to doctors, to govt MediCare/Caid and TriCare. If we socialize medicine like the POTUS and Congress
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:41 pm
companies are still out for profit and some of them will lie cheat and steal to make sure they keep the ledger in the black. One other tactic I've seen used with the military's TriCare is that they claim the doctors filled out the paperwork incorrectly,
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
throw the next claim into the trash can in there initial claims stack of work. This 50% payout results in delayed payments to doctors for services and often doctors don't resubmit the paperwork so the greedy insurance companies keep the money. Insurance
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:39 pm
According to what my wife learned from her classes, insurance companies pay half or less of what is billed (the doctors respond by raising their prices), also insurance companies have been know to have a policy that their workers process one claim and
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm
I certainly don't think that insurance companies are hurting. They victimized themselves by teaching peeople to go to the doctor everytime they have a tummy ache. Now, it's not profitable business. The price of medical treatment is too high, still.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:42 pm
Well said, agd. But I wasn't looking for a concession, just healthy debate. You're absolutely right though. This White House and Congress are throwing all kinds of shit at the wall hoping something will stick.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:41 pm
the doctors charge, by way of example.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:41 pm
agd, my wife has a degree in medical billing and admin. The insurance companies do everything they can to scam the doctors out of money. So, the doctors jack their prices up to offset the losses they face from greed insurers. TriCare pays about 1/3 of
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:38 pm
I concede, WTFO. He's under the gun for promising change, and is biting off too much at once. Excellent point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:37 pm
job that offers health insurance. (as friendly advice, it's better to go to the interview with your natural hair color and then shift back after your hired, not intended to be an insult just a fact in the interview process).
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:36 pm
Porc, you make the same point as I was. Your services are decreasing because the govt bean counters are more concerned with their bottom line than your health. That is what happens when the govt gives you an entitlement. For you, I hope that you land a
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm
insurance companies drop their payouts.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm
I agree with you completely, agd. But you have to institute changes one at a time to ensure each change has a positive effect. Tort reform first, then go after the scams between the doctors and insurance companies. Doctors pad their costs because the
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:32 pm
Touche' Porc.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:32 pm
But in theory... and I do hope it works... if the insurance companies must charge less (therefore, spend less) the hospitals and doctors will need to drop prices. It's a tough sell, I agree. But, people are too abusive of health insurance now.
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 8:31 pm
Hey, WTFO, some people actually NEED this insurance for free because they don't have parents, and to make you happy I'll let you know how much they get from this insurance is decreasing GREATLY. congratulations, I hope you're happy.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:30 pm
NOTE: due to the software on MotiFake when you put in the "and" symbol (shift 7) it adds "amp;". Delete this and the link will work.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:30 pm
I agree in disallowing the bloated medical lawsuits. On the same note, medical care costs are ridiculous... and the cost of care needs to be dropped. Now, I won't get started on the countless insured morons who show up at Quick Care for a flu. Ridiculous.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:29 pm
ended within its first 7 months. Please follow the link for more. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D93SBEUG0&show_article=1
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
there is no reason to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it away free. The best example of the real-world effects of this pie-in-the-sky dream came from the President's home state of Hawaii with their Universal Child Health Care program that was
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:26 pm
insurance right now, TriCare. (Most of us call it Tri-to-get-Care). Other servicemembers feel free to add your issues/concerns with TriCare. The second layer effect of a free govt health insurance is that the system will be overloaded by those who realize
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:24 pm
for free will make most businesses drop the insurance for their employees as a cost-saving measure, it will lead to longer wait times with the influx of new patients, and rationing of health care. I speak from some experience since I recieve govt health
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:23 pm
The first priority to bring down health costs is to institute Tort reform to limit these over-reaching lawsuits. In DC, malpractice insurance runs $125K a year. That cost is passed on to the patients. A single provider health-insurance offered by the govt
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:58 pm
It's gotta happen... the healthcare industry needs to be spanked down. All facets of medical indusry overcharge. This is like a trickle-down theory. You know this is all temporary... give it a chance. Saves regulation later... a stitch in time.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
This poster was initially in response to the "stimulus" bill but it's valid once again. This time the $1 Trillion dollars is their rosy estimate for the socialized health care. This man doesn't spend small amounts of our taxes, does he?


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